It wouldn't surprise me if a certain delusional cretin I know was trying to pull off this caper.
Security is probably going to ban him from the property and send him out this time, but if he comes back, it's the brig for him.
Security stopped and questioned a man who was found in an unauthorized area. The man claimed to be the head of my department.
??? <.< Our current department head is a lady.
Dude's looking for trouble.
Thank you for calling the 911 emergency hot line. For Spanish, press one. For German, press two. For Polish, press three. For Swedish, press four. For Hopi, press five...
Why is English the last selection in a predominantly English speaking nation?
The header is in Spanish... as a parody of multiculturalism.
The body of the post is a parody of knuckle headed millenials who scream and whine for the Constitution to be changed as a solution to the crime du jour.
Somebody commits a crime with a gun... let's delete the second amendment. Somebody employs drugs in the commission of a crime, so let's change the Constitution to make sentences more harsh than for the same crime committed without the drugs.
Huge apartments used to be very cheap. Then, government happened. It went from enforcing sensible health and safety regulations to spreading like wildfire into requiring all sorts of frivolous luxury that drives up prices.
They found this man... guilty of WHAT?
What am I doing? I'm trying to pass a Constitutional amendment to make sure that nobody gives any date rape drugs to women, especially to women who don't like sex!
I mean that this system can work with a rechargeable battery, for music on the go. This, instead of being plugged in. As for the sound quality, all I need is 20 hz bass response without distorting the treble and midrange. Bose plays that way, but so do many other brands.
I recently acquired one of these. My employer paid for it.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Axess-Portable-Bluetooth-Indoor-Outdoor-Hi-Fi-Cylinder-Loud-Speaker/51741997?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=7810&adid=22222222228039517235&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=109081950677&wl4=pla-306909187997&wl5=9052088&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=115059033&wl11=online&wl12=51741997&wl13=&veh=sem