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So, you don't even have a garage. Anyway, none of the things I have could be classified as trash. Some simple eBay browsing would show the values, especially when multiple bidders are involved.

If I give that stuff a test, I sure hope it works better than Chantix did.

So, your garage is 650 square feet? And show me this virtual tour. Bet it's not the hovel you've been claiming for the past year.

Let me guess... you have a 650 square foot garage and you took a virtual tour of the wrong complex. Hint: My complex doesn't have a web site.

Are there menthol breath sprays?

In.winter, it's the Bored Walk.

You only saw one room. You're assuming the rest.

How do you think you know that? You're not here and you didn't explore my closets or any other parts of this place. As for your illustration, that's thirty cubic yards of available space. Without compression, my things exceed that.

Melamine foam, to be exact. It's like a micro fine sandpaper.

What bodies?

Behind the red curtain, you knot head.

How does either coincide with room furnishings?

None, why? Do you see any in the picture? What in the picture says "gay" to you?

So, now you're stereotyping gay people? What says "gay" in that picture?

Does this look like a hoarder's place?

You.really think my stuff can't fill that?

No, it isn't.

That's your patently false assumption.

Why do you find it so hard to believe?

Think bigger

Something I ordered from eBay arrived three business days earlier than the stated eta.

The complete inventory would fill an eighteen wheeler.

Who's that? Who dat? Hoodat? Not about hoodies.

I pointed him to a local twerk bar.

He doesn't really need to go through Viagra like a jumbo bag of Cheetos. The reason he can't get the battering ram started is that his wife is a broken down old battle ax with a really shitty attitude and an aroma that would scare a grizzly bear.