1938 Packard

I have to congratulate him on his new job. Teaching in a local college wasn't paying enough and it wasn't even steady employment. Now, he's a construction coordinator. Full time, way better money, health benefits and there's no HR department.

So is my union business agent.

Yeah, a suit with a turtleneck. I hate neck ties. I only wear them to funerals.

That depends on where I go. Some neighborhoods, you just don't traverse without police escort. I can just have a nice evening at Cuba Libre. No fights there.

I'll just put on my Armani suit, turtleneck and gold chain. Oh, and pointy, black dress shoes. Go out on the town, looking like somebody in charge.

Fire safe cigarettes.

Looks like Yoda with a skin infection

So, how would I look as a chibi?

Which one? I might buy it.

Say... that's some right dandy drawin' you got going there.

Well, it ain't Clarabelle.

He looks like John Wayne Gacey.

That's a hand selected avatar. I picked it from an advertisement for spa and salon services. Just demonstrating that even people who are supposed to smile for a living (models) can't crack a legitimate smile these days.

Creepy smiles are everywhere, even on professional models.

I have a fifty year old electric percolator that still makes better coffee than Keurig.

Did you buy the reusable cup at Dollar Tree?

I'm predicting the headline before it is posted.

Got cashier's check, paid rent, paid cell phone bill, went to Hamilton Mall, ate pizza, picked up rings, back to Atlantic City, stopped at Asian market for Mr. Brown coffee, returned home and flopped in front of a fan.

A drawer is just a drawer until you put the flatware in it. Then, it's a flatware drawer. You may also see a sock drawer, a junk drawer and an underwear drawer. So, why can't a former book case be a DVD case? Is it because you never pay any attention to what's going on around you? Here's a clue, Magoo... The internet is NOT the entire world.

You're so full of soup. Try leaving your bedroom once in a while.

Not a good idea. You wouldn't like the resulting odor.

If you weren't retarded, you'd know it's a cabinet that holds DVD's. The bigger ones are made of wood.

There aren't any lovers, hobo or otherwise. I'm talking about an established retailer.

Now, it's, "every"? What happened to, "most"? The store here is just simply not one of the "most"... meaning, it's a non participant.

She's trying to be one of these, but didn't get the hair and makeup right.