1938 Packard

From whom? No theft report, no theft.

Ruby doobie doo... not jack ruby or any old rube. Not Rube goldberg, either. Just two loose rubies, sent away to a New York jewelry designer. They will become ear rings. Why not? It's not like the rubies had cost me anything. They were gifts. So, enhance the value by putting them to use.

I've seen those before. The green color is printed on the bag. It's supposed to discourage your co-workers from digging into your lunch. They'd think it's mold.

Who ordered the nicotine sulfide platter?

Well, I'll be a double bacon cheeseburger.

There's a lot about me that you won't believe.

40 pound dumbell, one hand, floor to overhead ten times.

I've got UFO's in my kitchen. Unidentified frozen objects. Gotta clean the fridge.

Did she ever put a match to bourbon?

People used to trade gold and silver for things. Then, paper money was introduced to represent gold and silver. Today, we are off the gold standard. Paper money is only worth what the government says it is.

There's nothing that works for quitting.

The browser is not compatible, whether I know how to use it or not

A browser not being comapatible with embedding means I'm retarded?

Youtube doesn't embed from the browser I was using. But, scroll up. I just switched browsers and now it works fine.

You probably never got hit by lightning, either, but it still happens to people sometimes.

I showed you the other lobster. The discoloration is normal.

You can guess birth dates by European birth stones.

You're in a pretty sad place when the facts don't make sense to you.

I dunno, what's your Zodiac sign? How about your Chinese Zodiac sign?

It's just like Yelp or any other listing service. More than half the shit in there is ten years out of date. Look up one individual and you're going to see nine addresses in four cities and job he hasn't had for seven years.

Sure... And I was aboard Putin's yacht last week, reading his ledgers. Don't tell the KGB.

If you have a list at all, it's probably fifteen years old.

As fast as people move in and out of here?