1938 Packard

Or an Alpine with a long pheasant feather.

It was Nixon, in the bowling alley... with 20 inches of recording tape!

That's what dentists are for, schmuck.

A dense crowd in a big place hides all.

Every couch gets to be grey and white when there's a grey and white cat. Somebody break out the pet vac!

Or anybody at all, even people with perfect teeth. It's mill question that has nothing to do with appearance or smell.

It's routine... they think they have to ask everybody.

It takes a lot more than that to attend Comic Con. It's every year for me.

I wasn't billed extra for smoking in a non smoking motel room. Nobody noticed..

Because other than asking, they have no way of knowing.

There you go again... That obsession is going to be your downfall some day. When you come to me in front of Port Authority Bus Terminal and ask for eighty five cents, don't expect me to give it to you and it's not because I'm bigoted.

And most of them know nothing about whether I smoke until they ask.

That's not my decision to make. You'll have to petition Guan Yin. She's not hearing grievances today.

Why do doctors always ask whether I smoke when, according to you, they should be able to sniff out that answer?

I think I'll turn on the six o' clock news.

That's nice. I've seen a few people who couldn't reach a dinner.

There aren't any. One of those to whom I refer is a former telephone operator from the casino where I work. She's attending college now, trying to get a better career going, but still found time to attend the opening night of Suicide Squad with me at Imax. She and I at least share the same taste in movies. Prior to that, it was The Hangover, part three. She's in my Facebook a lot.

To some, I'm WAY better.

When I'm too old and crumpled to work, I'm not going to be the guy bouncing between an abandoned car under a bridge and a charity kitchen.

His avatar is like an outfit that only he thinks is cool.

They were both lousy then and they're probably lousy now. You could swap their heads and nobody would know.

It doesn't.

Seconded by the guy who hasn't changed his hair at all since 1973.

Tell me more. Honest question.

can't be any more costly than other sifting methods. Anyway, why are so many beverage cans from Asia steel and cost the same as beverages made here, despite the transportation costs?