1938 Packard

I stopped drinking Pepsi. High fructose corn syrup and phosphoric acid don't appeal to me. There used to be cane sugar and citric acid. By the way, phosphoric acid is also an ingredient in toilet bowl disinfectant.

I'm supposed to be on vacation, but I ate in my employer's cafeteria at about 12:15 this morning. Couldn't resist burger night. "I can has cheeseburger?"

Tea concoction.

180 degrees in a toaster oven. Toaster ovens trap the moisture and won't let the chicken dry out. If the germs aren't dead at 180, we're too close to Zombie Apocalypse.

Lemon balm, organic carob pod, Indian sarsaparilla root, cinnamon bark, ginger root, stevia leaf, hazelnut, brown rice powder, licorice, cinnamon bark oil and kava kava. That's more ingredients than Pepsi. It's not your average beverage.

Shit... it's raining again. I hope it clears up before my furniture is delivered.

Better paid than laid.

Or, maybe it's a warning. You walk around down there, you're taking a lot of serious gambles.

Prodigy was worse than AOL. They charged by the hour, but wouldn't let you log on until it spent the first two hours of each session downloading its "upgrades". Not really upgrades at all... just rearranging the buttons and changing a few color schemes. It was designed so you couldn't get used to any particular layout and had to spend more hours just trying figure out how to navigate it.

Why are the turnstile bars decorated like slot machine reels?

That happens most often at cons. It's just unusual for a store, not impossible.

I was browsing the DVD titles when I heard somebody behind me, "Can I get this? How about this... or this?" Somebody answered him, "Get whatever you want. Just don't go over your spending limit. It's $800." $800 in an anime store? He must have been buying some high end gaming equipment. Statues, DVD's and wall posters are cheap. You can buy out the whole stock and take it home in a rented pick up truck for that kind of money.

So, what's that supposed to be? A guy who was turned for a part with the Village People? Something fishy about this guy.

My rank here says "elder" now. Does that mean I should drink elderberry wine? S:

Vaudeville

I found a J Mart and bought kava root tea. Later, I bought a pvc statue. Found dragon fruits for just a dollar each and they were fresh. On the way home, the bus driver was a major chatter box... about his past days as a national park ranger.

He might need it when he goes to a higher court.

That's federal income tax alone. Now, throw in sales taxes, excise taxes state income taxes... etc. You're probably taking around forty five percent.

I don't own a pool, but the hoa provides access to one.

He was one of the actors in "The Partridge Family".

It's a rip on his avatar

Shake and Meatwad been in your pool again?

For starters, "Shaun" is actually how he spelled his name.

Kate Mulgrew had a short part in one ep, as a federal prosecutor. Nah... she was too much like Captain Janeway for that part. It should have been an unknown who knows how to act like a lawyer.

So sayeth the Shaun Cassidy impersonator.