Zenigundam

I'm a vet, trust me I'd know, Fortnite is the template for future military warfare.

Check out Julia Soderstrom's popular comment and the replies to it on this video. I'm fuming. 🧔

I'm probably gonna be The Knight from Hollow Knight, planning on going Trick or Treating this year

... What? Also, that's a run on sentence, Pooh. 👨‍🏫

They're so damn nosy

I don't even know how you did that. Life without booze was only eight years ago for me, but it still feels weird to think about what a normal day was like before those alpha alcohol feels took over. 💪🍺🦖

Yeah lol I never even used to like think of anime as different from other animation, even back when I first heard the term as a kid. Those Japanimation feels. 👨🇯🇵🎎

Do you realize that Meg Donnelly and I would actually make a pretty cute couple? I can't let time pass me by, this is basically a once in a lifetime opportunity. I'll be looking back on this with a serious amount of regret if she hooks up with some bogus actor and has three kids with him and gets divorced and then that's when I'm blocking Wikipedia from my phone, but yeah I need to make moves right now. We're young lovebirds who are tryna get that stork to make a smooth ass delivery. 🤨👪💪🦈

*breaks into song, a romantic love ballad* When a spark.. bursts into a flame. That's when she'll feel... his alpha gaaaaame. 👨‍🎤

She has an amazing personality. Damnit, if I could just pony up some money and get a break from work, I could go to one of her meet and greets and ignite the flame. 💖

A nude beach.... With the right, legal demographic, that could be a glorious idea. Ohhh... Ohhhhh... I can't even try to contain them this time... *body explodes with the giggle chills* 😪🐧👨‍💼

I'm just a boy looking for the right girl. 😌

Fortnite is a manly experience of alpha male military realism. 💪🦒👨‍✈️ Yes, I'm a vet.

How do you have two at the same time Even in Utah that doesn't really happen

Marie... 👺

Please stop using the C word. Please stop using it. *reaches slowly into pocket* 😥

I'm seething with anger right now. Keep your distance, dude, this is why I don't date millenials anymore how could she do this

Better than most music today Plus, he gets a pass because Hard to Kill, Above the Law, and Out for Justice are classics, think the Library of Congress just preserved them

"Why did you delete your profile for nine months?! Where were you that whole time? Who were you with? Who were you WITH?!?! 😧"

She was no alt for she was the real deal. Oh those giggle chills... from online flirting to meeting up 😥💖🐰

Lmao triggered, my dear 😪😸

Stop trying to justify your guilty conscience because you got caught. And you'll always get caught so long as an alpha male is involved, and an alpha male was involved in this situation. *steps to the promiscuous OkCupid biddy* 😌👨‍💼💪

Anybody who steals my girlfriend, especially off of OKC is getting DROPPED because I need to teach these promiscuous young ladies that there are consequences for their actions. 😌

Listen herex Dark Souls is in the past, O feel like the DarksideXxx connection or whatever plays into it, but these Soul games are overrated and only came at q time when the PS3 had a handful of good titles and needed something. PS3 was thirsty and still died lackluster

Not really. Hot, legal age, teenage women, mthor. That's my entire opinion here. 😥👮‍♂️💖🦒