Zenigundam

It all depends on how old the child is and whether you have his or her consent. I've heard stories of legal age teens asking random, basass strangers to take pictures of them next to a ride at Six Flags, and then giving out their numbers.

Haven't been following, might watch it tonight but it's too kiddy

No that was way after my time at Walmart.

Don't work at Walmart. Remember when I worked there? It's not all it's cracked up to be. 🤦‍♂️

Tho Tho Tho Those legal age teens 🐼

That's weird lol. Congrats, but I would never marry an older woman. 1992. That's basically when my grandpa was born 🤦‍♂️😓💬

Athena... you're a cougar... 🐰

"Not hardly, your honor. 16 is legal in the state of New Jersey. You lose, your honor." *judge begins sweating profusely* Judge: I find you not guilty. Please enjoy your lovely, new girlfriend. *looks away jealously* "Thank you, your honor! Much appreciated. Hey, don't be jealous. You're old enough to be her great grandpa, just leave this business to young guys like me." 😌💪🐺👨‍💻💁‍♂️

Stop projecting. I love virgin legal age baabes

Take a step back I feel threatened. *cracks knuckles and approaches*

Wouldn't know, I'm a UEMBer

What's wrong? Can't compete with the OG lone wolf alpha male warrior for a hot biddie's affections? 😌

The giggle chills. *beepbahdoobop* I have the giggle chills. *snaps fingers and kisses a legal age blonde teen on her lips* 👨‍💼

Real men flex their muscles at the bus stop and are ready for combat. Beta males lock their car doors, put the window lock on, and look the other way when they see us lone wolf alpha male warriors with our sleeveless shirts standing valiantly at the bus stop. 🐺💪🧔

I've got Mr. Bubble on deck in my bathroom. Just need to find a simple girl who appreciates a nice bath. 👨‍💻

... Doesn't ring any bells. 🧔

Hmmm... What's your record, Scoob? 😌

Most of them honestly. I wouldn't try to scrap with Big Ben, Blake Bortles, Cam Newton, but I think a lot of other ones would get dropped by me, like Eli Manning for example.

Pooh, plenty of legal age babes have seen it. Don't get the jelly jolts on me now. 🐺 Jelly jelly jelly.. 🎅

I don't even drink, I'm kind of a gym rat.

Didn't you lose in UEMB Fantasy Football this week? 😌

This is so cool 🐼

I don't if she's a star or whatnot, but she looked like a track athlete. We have potential.

If I stopped saying legal age would I suddenly go from a stud to a creep?

Everything!... Everything... There's everything to see here. 🐺 *shoulders you off and keeps talking to the sexy, legal age, Asian American track hottie he saw yesterday* #OutAlpha'ed 💪💁‍♂️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦