Zenigundam

Nah, those are classic symptoms of toxic jealousy syndrome. A woman scorned... 👨‍💻

Does a 29 year old millenial cougar really think she can pull a fast one on me? I'm going to text her: "Vacation huh? In the middle of October? Where are you going to?"

Why did you play my boy Kris Humphries, now he's working at Walmart

Madeleine from Celeste, Tsu from My Hero Academia, Kaname from Full Metal Panic, Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII, and so on and so forth, I want them all. I want them so badly. 🐺👨‍💻👨‍💼👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

Holy shit these girls look old...

I love it when I'm talking to a sexy 19 year old biddy and I see one of them nearby on the sidewalk and I can see the homicidal flames of rage in her eyes because she knows that I'm choosing a Nintendo Switch over a Sega Saturn, and there's nothing she can even do about it. 😌 #FightForZeni

The OkCupid Spit Game

I'm gunning for the cougars!! I wanna see if we have anything in common. I wanna see if I can open up a new world for them. They're living in the days of the telegraph and denim overalls and shit. Every cougar deserves a second... urmmm fortieth chance. 👨‍💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💪

The Supreme Gentl... 👨‍🚀

I'm great at talking to women, it just gets me mad when they don't log into OkCupid for several weeks because I assume they were out having illicit sex with a non-Zenigundam! 🐺👨‍🏭🧔

If that's the context, he's not in the right at all. I wish he would try hitting me instead of a defenseless legal age cutie who just wants to heal her friend!! 😡

I haven't seen an episode of Hunter x Hunter in over six months, I just see him abusing a young lady who wants to heal her friend, and it gets me mad. I can't be a bystander to this type of abuse. How was this series not cancelled in Japan? That's not cool!!

I honestly hate this 55lb bastard.

Gon is actually wearing a wife beater too. I hate this little bitch. If I saw him treating a girl like that in public, I'd beat the crap out of him! 💪

Nobody's answered my question! 🧔

If he hits her, I'm honestly jumping through the TV screen to murk him. I can't stand around and watch this happen. 🏋️‍♂️🐺👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

Hell no. My Lifetime watching friends would have more than a word with you. I want this girl to kill this abusive asshole Gon. That's no way to treat a lady.

Seriously, this shrimp is acting like a wife beater

Gon= Abusive Boyfriend

Well I'm drunk, and drunk people always tell the truth, and Gon sounds like a rapist right now!!!

If they do this, I think they can go from being incels to wincels who impregnate sexy (legal age) women. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

I can't see sigs lol, I'm guessing an admin or mod did that 🦂

"Why are you doing this? No! *angrily whispers* Don't make a scene." 🐺 #TalkItOut #HowToFixARelationship

"I um... I asked you a question. 😥" *storms after girl who just ignored him in the mall's food court, white knights dare not draw their swords* 💪🐰👫

I missed My Hero Academia, missed dinner, and I didn't stay up long enough to stop the OkCupid girls who I'm madly in love with from meeting up and having sex with non-Zenigundams, sadly they're probably all offline on their awful dates now, and I only have a few hours left to my weekend. 👨🐰🧔