Zenigundam

It never was supposed to be, I was always being totally serious. 🎅 Like I said, I'm not old. My grandparents are old. I'm gunning for that legal age love, baby!! 👫

I'm young first of all and a 17 year old woman is not a child. Smh, the politicians have you guys brainwashed. 🤦‍♂️

I don't buy that. I think this one has a different answer.... *approaches with alpha male strut, muscles seriously defined* 🧔

Great, so now I have to actually go to the mall and meet sexy, legal age 17 year old babes in real life and spend three to four minutes convincing them that it's a good idea before they finally fall for me. Why can't this shit just be simple? 👨

Why do they play these games? Can't they see that I have the world to offer them?

Hmmmm... *checks watch* 🐺

I just love the thrill, adrenaline rush, and giggle chills I get when I meet somebody from OKC in person. In my head, I'm saying. "I've been fapping to your pics for weeks and coming up with all kinds of fantasies in my head, and now we're finally face to face and I have the butterflies!!" 🐺👫🏋️‍♂️👨‍💻🐰

These OKC betches ain't loyal! 🎅

We'll sit in the premium seats in the middle of the theater, unless she wants to sit in the back and make out with the death scenes as the backdrop. *giggle chills* 👨‍🚀

That being said, I'm planning to take a legal age OkCupid hot sexy teenage woman to see Halloween. We'll be riding in UberX, as if we're in our own private limo with a rolled out red carpet awaiting us upon our arrival. 🐺💪👫👨‍💻👨‍💼

Come on now... This is basic arithmetic. 🐺

Yeah right, you can't lock threads. Your username has to be red. 🎅 *kisses a hot, blonde, legal age woman* 👨‍🏭

What are you even talking about? You okay? 👨

What makes you think I couldn't afford that?

Wow I really would have been an alpha back then. I'm an alpha now, but I mean I would have been a supreme alpha, and don't say that my behavior was lower class caliber or steerage or whatever because they couldn't even hope to deal with an alpha male warrior like myself if we had to throw the hands!! 🐺👊🏈

"Fuck yeah I'm wearing an XL custom Buffalo Sabres jersey, jeans, and sneaks to dinner! Suits are bullshit, ya lame squares!! Get a new haircut" 🏋️‍♂️⛹️‍♂️🚴‍♂️

I would have been a first class badass, chillin at dinner with that old ass music playing in the background and such and I would have gotten hammered and said, "These utensils SUCK! This music SUCKS! This is your jam?!"*scoffs* 🐰

And then I would suddenly become apologetic and start to get off the lifeboat and back onto the ship and then... BAM BAM BAM officer down and I have his gun, "Betch, don't play with me! I'm getting on this lifeboat, baby!" 💪🐺👫

Not really, I envision myself just being the first person to board the lifeboat and then the officers and seamen would object to it, and then I would overpower them when it got physical and I'd say with a smug grin, "Let's get the women and children in already. Stop trying to displace me, it just ain't working for you." 😌👨💪🐰👫

By whom? 😌

Is how they incorporated the action movie craze of the time into it. Come on, people in 1912 would never grab a revolver out of somebody's pocket and go on a two minute chase to try to kill a homewrecker, and doing a 60 ft cartwheel after hitting a propeller, and getting crushed by a collapsing smoke funnel. I guess it would have sucked a lot if they made it like the earlier film versions, who really watches that old crap. I know if I'd been on that boat, I would have totally survived because I'm not like those weak, 19th century, beta males who were overly concerned about propriety and custom; I'm built from that new age, alpha cloth, something no officer from that era on the ship trying to stop me from getting on a lifeboat could deal with. 🐺⛹️‍♂️🎅👨‍💻💪👫

Well they did play Garbage on Monday Night Football

How can I resist? 😌

The first Mega Man game I played was 8 on Playstation. Mega Man is overrated and repetitive, and the X games are too hard.

I know somebody who stole a PS4 once. 🐺