Zenigundam

Only happens when I wear the same jeans for 5+ years. Also, I love it when girls wear ripped jeans. 💓

Barely anybody from the 40s is even alive. Plus, I have LA Noire on PS3 and those cars were awful!! 🎅

That'd be cool to go back to HS. Not the Victorian age, I'm not a coat and hat and no video games or TV kinda guy

Eh, the usual. I tried expanding my horizons, but how can I resist the modern classics? 👫

She's gotta be out there somewhere... 🐰

I found this really attractive young woman, just within my age range, checked the education part of her profile and it reads, "Working on University". I've lost all desire to message her. With all those college parties going on and being new to the scene? How can I believe this'll work between us? 🤦‍♂️ When will I find the right woman? 😌 *looks up longingly at the night sky, hair rustling in the wind* 🐺

"Too bad Ida couldn't be here"?! *goes into a jealous rage and trashes the competitors' lounge* Tsu... is mine! 🐰

What happened to the other girl? Don't tell me she ghosted on you.

You forgot to put a question mark in there

What I do in the shadows? I'm always watching... I'm always making sure that our trust isn't betrayed... I'm always there... and if a kiss reaches her lips that doesn't come from me, a single tear will roll down my cheeks and the plotting will commence. 💓🐺

I get accused of that at times, but I can't help it if I'm on OKC and get a legal age woman to message me her number during her study hall. It's just a restatement of facts, not bragging imo. Sometimes when people say that you're bragging, it's because they're oh so jealous. 😌

Anybody in the room with me? Wouldn't mind being trapped with the right person

*goes into soft, singing voice* Those hips... those tender lips 🦒

I believe my state legislature does. 😌❤

"Kid"? A 16 year old is an adult in NJ btw.

Smoking is bad for you btw. Weed is illegal in a lot of states because it's unhealthy.

We last.... forever. 😪

I have a 4.98 out of 5 rating through at least a couple of hundred rides, and I never tip. 🎅

Maybe it's because I put a liquor store down the block from my house as my destination, but I feel that he's threatened because I keep leaning back and slipping in and out of sleep, and he can tell by my comfortable body movements that I'm an alpha male who doesn't shy away in badass social situations. 💪🐰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

*overcome with the giggle chills* 😰❤

Very few have been embellished over years, none have been outright lies, but everybody thinks I'm weird if these stories are true lol

Lol almost all of them aren't and I'm proud of that. 😌 An alpha male thriving in a beta world 🐺

I was like, "Stop it! STOP it right now! I don't care that 16 is legal in New Jersey! This is creepy and you're 48, blatantly abusing Just for Men haircare products, and only doing this because her mom went to the dressing room!" And then I pounced on him and saved the legal age teen (a true hottie btw) from the creepy, touchy, old fella. 🐰💁‍♂️👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

You get yourself to Denver right now. *Zenigundam's bouncers appear from the shadows in a very convincing manner* 💪🧔🐺

The screams were... delightful. 🎃