Zenigundam

If this happens with my interview on Monday, I'm definitely calling the interviewer out on it! Maybe even blocking the doorway!!

Yeah and I use winterfresh bubble gum to mask the smell of the liquor.

GSN, he's talking about Donald Trump being officially sworn in as the president of the United States.

I definitely cannot go for ten hours. That takes sustained diligence and drive. Mess up and speed it up at any point, and you're screaming, "Ah god damnit it burns!!!".

All of my recent interviews have ended with awkward "we'll definitely think about it" or forced smiles while they all back away from the table and I drunkenly move toward them to get some clarification because those messages don't sound all that promising, but they just say "have a nice day", but in a nervous "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!" way like I'm Mr. X in Resident evil. -_'

to a serious relationship? :-*

Word association: Panties remind me of Teddy Bears for they are soft and cuddly, Dildos remind me of Baby Sharks for they are slippery and rubbery, and Schlongs remind me of lively hot dogs arranged like Dugtrio from Pokémon.

Schlongs make me think of this place that makes really good hot dogs.

Yay. <3 8)

HardcoreHunter, don't put me in a box. I'm the one who will walk right in without fear throwing bombs, looking for that KO 5 seconds into the fight and Ima keep coming until I get it! *drains another beer*

More games I've never heard of!!

Wtf

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Interesting post, not sure if I should buy it. I'm leaning toward no because I much prefer turn-based, exploration type RPGs like the old FFs.

Some of the Vegas books put out odds on potential Super Bowl match-ups and it's pretty interesting. Despite being underdogs to the Falcons, the Packers would be lesser underdogs to the Patriots in the Super Bowl than Atlanta (the Falcons would be underdogs to both the Steelers and Patriots). GB vs. PIT would be a pick 'em.

Jazz sounds fun. Do I have to snap my fingers and act classy or can I just pound cheap malt liquor and say what comes to my mind?

Buddy, just power through it and stay up. I've been staying up till 7am lately and waking up only to drink and pass out and wake up again at unpredictable times.

Seems to be a definitive map of every room in her house! This is better than binoculars! <3

Ya think I'll be able to scare them away? Old people might find my stories of twenty page love letters written to girls I just started talking to over OkCupid to be heartwarming and chivalrous.

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Haha I once opened up a video of myself fapping that I once sent to a really hot webcam girl I met on OkCupid, but I quickly muted it because my interviewer was ten feet away making copies. Anyway, I'm glad my ASMB post history is gone forever. People would think I'm some kind of serial killer stalker psycho if they read through all those years of posts.

Not going to that crappy interview at 7:30, got one much better on Monday. Gonna drink and hook up Arkham Knight on my PS4.

Happy Birthday!

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