Zenigundam

I don't believe in cutting weight. He can rehydrate to 250 for all I care, and I'll come into the octagon with that Zeni Tyson mentality!!!

Yeah I weigh close to the UFC Welterweight limit, but I'm a little out of shape. I'll still beat that ass though. F-cka Ty Woodley *flexes and punches hole through wall* :cool:

Do I most remind you of?

I'm not good at wrestling. I think my best bet is to throw my signature left hand bomb and put him to sleep like a lullaby.

I'm going to be the counselor who destroys the phone, takes the car parts and hides them, and hides the more powerful weapons (baseball bat, machete), so that my fellow counselors don't play the game like scared betches and instead grow some and fight Jason like men.

Will I win by KO? I honestly know nothing about him.

Somebody must have disrupted Pooh's hibernation this morning!

Well I am entering my athletic prime since I'm headed for the late 20s. I figure Vegas will probably install me as a major underdog since I'm unknown, but you guys who've known me throughout the years know what I can do and that Tyron Woodley is gonna get flattened rather quickly as I charge him like a beast throwing punches that could drop an elephant!!!

Just an idea for now. I have no idea how to do the MMA component of the sport, but I figure I just have to stay on my feet and be a striker then. Just can't let anybody take me down. <3 Looks like the champion in my weight class is "Tyron Woodley". Honestly haven't seen him and I watch a lot of MMA on Spike and FS1. Gonna have to knock him the f out!!! 8)

You're a conspiracy theorist. I'm very desirable and the ladies dig me, I just figure this is worth discussing.

Trump's ancestry is exclusively European, it's probably just his Scottish genes that give him that orange-like complexion.

Leon, I'm quite the lone wolf badass and plenty desirable, but I choose not to because I feel they'd be extremely annoying and clingy. I'm just making good decisions with whom I choose to date.

They don't sleep with anybody. They really don't. It's just an elaborate game. I should know.

You're being way too politically correct. The "social cues"? Who says that?

Trump and I are cool. We discussed women and came to an agreement that feminism needs to be shut down.

Out with it, son. Trump is president now. Cryptic speak isn't allowed. You're being politically correct instead of saying what you mean.

and will also cancel the soft facets of society that are making me lose out on the hotties. <3

If doors were never broken down, people in the door repair business would be out of work. You have to think about this from a broader perspective. It can't just be "Me, me, me, me, me" all the time because other people have to get what they need too!

I just like the way he shows initiative. We can always repair the door later, but right now we have to talk.

But I messed up because I have two almost bald patches on either side of my head, and I have an interview tonight, so I can't wear a cap to make the spots look better..

He's such a beta.

*Quickly steps in front of Pooh* Interesting drawing you have there...

Brand new, factory sealed, been out of stock on Amazon for years, but I know some hot blonde is getting ready to add it to her cart.

Whoa calm down there, man. I'm sensing an inclination toward violence!