Zenigundam

It's all good. The government is weak and can't catch me.

Awful. Just awful. Wasn't worth the $200. I don't want to work another day in my life after that borefest. Only interesting plot point was when the plaintiff's attorney got titled by the defendant's attorney. There was a serious chance of an altercation!

Of course I do! I'm extremely popular and cool in real life. Btw, do you have a Valentine yet?

Yo yo yo yo this is how it is going down

Lmao damn chill out you nerd. Anyway almost ready to get back from lunch. Mad at that lame old guy for ending any chances of a WorldStar worthy brawl breaking out here in suburban NJ.

Was gonna start recording, but told myself I'd only do it if violence was happening.

The defendant is winning lol hence why the plaintiff's attorney is about to catch a battery charge.

Who. Cares lol what are they gonna do throw me in jail

The attorney for the plaintiff told the defendant's attorney to "tone down the commentary", and I honestly thought they were gonna come to punches. Some guy had to come in assuring us that the rest of the proceeding would be civil. What a huge P-SSY!!! We want to see A fight!!!!

This juror shet is wack.

Skeletal squirrel

Yo you better watch your mouth man,

That's what I'm saying man. It's not some complex rubix cube, so chill the f out

The people running it are so uptight right now. Chill the f out man, he's either innocent or guilty, two outcomes lol calm the f down!

Whaddya mean, Pooh?

I need to time my drinking just right today. Trial starts at 7:45. It's 5:02 now. I'll have to start at around 6:30, get my smooth bagels for breakfast, down another tallboy at around 7:15, and then there's a long wait until lunch time. I'll only have two tallboys left at that point, so I'll have to down them on my lunch break as close to the trial resuming as possible. I don't know if I can sustain the good vibes over twelve long hours. Kinda worried. If my drunk swag fades, I become normal and get exposed for not belonging as a juror!! S:

Is it because of Trump?

I'm not a beggar; I'm a chooser. A sexy, alpha male

I won't have to type so much, and basically all I'll ever have to do is break up scuffles and say, "You've gotta change your ways, man." I'm thinking this could be a pretty laidback job. Feel like whenever I have to work some data entry job, the clock's always ticking and work is expected to get done because people are too stressed out and don't know how to calm down! :beer:

Does she really look like that? *hearts pounds intimately in his chest*

How old is she? What's her name? <3

Not to sound twisted and sick, but they should develop a next-gen RCT for PS4/Xbox One that is rated M and makes it so that your monster rides are at risk of breaking down the longer they operate, and when they do there'll be some really gory cut scenes to accompany the carnage that ensues, and then you'll have to make shady deals with the mob to keep the park running and circumvent the legal system. Also, some of your park hires will be criminals and will randomly do very bad things if you don't monitor them, and you'll have the chance to control a character and handle the business yourself, get to clean up your own park and get rid of the psychos you hired, shotgun in hand.

I've gone swimming in hurricanes at night, tough guy.

I'm more into beach babes, not court babes. Court babes try to psychoanalyze me and are critical of my chill, minimal effort lifestyle.