Zenigundam

Vegans and hipsters

Ditch the lemon zest and make her apple pie next time, for she is the apple of your eye.

This is either weird or flattering. Depends on the girl because some will actually appreciate that you cared enough to do further research.

*Chases through the woods, :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: in hand* <3

New specimens for my body farm? In other words, the world and my hot blonde GFs are ready for baby Zenis. <3

Just letting 'em know I'm not one to be lied to... *blocks the doorway*

*lets out a massive yawn*

I won't be too critical of her, but it's completely illogical.

So lemme get this straight! A police pounds on your door at 2am and you open up even though you have work in a few hours and answer all of his questions and offer him milk and cookies even though he's a total stranger. I pound on your door at 2am, after searching your OKC username on Google, finding your real name on Facebook, checking your public statuses for tonight that place you at a local bar when you told me over OkCupid that you had homework tonight and thus couldn't go on an OKC date, and then I go to the bar with binoculars and see you hooking up with some scraggly brute with parted hair who you must have also met over OKC, and I control myself instead of entering the establishment and dusting that soft cat like a vintage Steven Seagal goon, and follow the taxi the two of you take back to your place, and now even though I'm not a stranger, I get the cops called on me and you don't answer the door when you see me in the peephole! What gives? Why the cop, but not me?! This isn't gonna work out between us if you're sneaking around and then not answering the door when I come to discuss your transgressions with you! <3 And we need to add each other on Facebook btw.

I usually aim for the 9 or 10 range, but that's just because I'm being modest.

<3 <3 <3

No haha, not 100% sure about what bath bombs do, but I've only seen girls use them in movies, never guys, wouldn't be opposed to using them if they enhance the experience though.

Maybe it's over your head.

Haven't taken a shower in ages. All about them hot bubble baths.

Might be the season an explosive team like the Falcons comes out on top. Aren't any good defenses left

Urrmmmm... Not sure yet. I might go in solo. You guys have to show some aggression; I'm seeing too much Generation Z in you.

I remember when that used to be ballsy. We need to talk. S:

These OKC girls are out of control. I'm talking like Maury Povich ish, boy. They need to make OKC a real life interaction thing so that I can pound on hotel room doors and yell, "Open up! If you're in there with some other (inferior) guy after blowing me off, I'm gonna kick his little skinny jean ass and then give you a piece of my mind!!!" :brownbottle:

I'm a male looking for a cute blonde or brunette female with a sexy body looking to really party it up this Valentine's Day.

I can't farm, don't even eat vegetables except for canned corn and carrots.

Apparently the OKC girls I'm going for are "too hot". I don't know what they don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy.