Zenigundam

I saw it a long time ago as a kid, and I'm rewatching it now on YouTube. Highly recommended. Richard Thomas, Brooke Shields, lemon zest, hilarious moments.

You have the story all wrong.

I'm not in law school anymore. I was this time last year, but law school's really not for advanced individuals like myself.

You're thinking of something else.

See, Boo, what you have to understand is that this is a case of res ipsa loquitur. No explanation needed

An* attorney. Also, this is illegal.

I'm not giving up on OkCupid until I get a hot girlfriend off of there. And the next hot girl I go out with from there, I'm gonna make sure she doesn't log back into OKC and con me!

Those couple of OKC dates were glorious. She was my favorite girlfriend, I just wish she hadn't logged back in on that fateful day and left me in the dust. That day opened my eyes to what they're really about.

K she logged back in and replied. She still has some explaining to do though, but I'm satisfied that she woke up in the early morning as opposed to logging back in at one in the afternoon or something because then I'd really think she slept with somebody else before replying to me. All is well now. <3

Except for the part when she says, "You're not gonna stand here and call women bitches." That was weak!

Be ma own boss

I might stick to doing this instead of ever working a real job again haha. Yeah it's stressful, but everything that involves effort is stressful. :-D

She told me two days ago that I would receive an e-mail within the next two days explaining the time and place for Monday's interview, but she never sent me the e-mail. I'm calling back this morning and forcing her to tell me whatever happened, whether it's because she called up my previous employers or read through my application and didn't like that I mentioned "hostile work environment" as my reason for leaving my last job, or whatever the case is. She's not gonna just sneakily ignore me and never contact me when she promised that she would, and when she does tell me the real reason, I'm gonna go OFF, "Oh you didn't have the common courtesy to let me know that through a quick e-mail huh? It took MY calling YOU up to get that out of your mouth, huh? What do you take me for a damned fool? I oughta go over there right now and tear up that office with my muscles and aggression!!" <3 :beer:

They had it on in the lobby while we took breaks from the ADR juror thing I went to. It was really boring. Just some old guy signing papers and then the commentators were discussing how he was going to eat surf and turf for lunch. I would have been the best commentator for ABC. I would have said, "All right well while Trump's signing his papers, let's talk about something interesting here. You guys been watching the Australian Open? Who do you like? Rafa's looking pretty good!"

They hate when I expose people

Even though you can get it for a few bucks online now and there's probably a superior Blu-ray release that's come out since then, all because I love the tin and RoboCop's my favorite movie ever.

Lmao, you alright there, Conan? Now playing at the UEMB Theater: Conan Goes Coconuts

Yay!!

Anybody have a good remedy? Anybody want to give me a massage? Please don't try to kill me.

Gross

Not according to this, Conan:

Chill I'm perfectly sane. 8)

Ok, but only if she stops first. She needs to tell me why she logged out mid-convo! <3

Lol! That's so crazy how you thought something I was thinking, but nah that'll just make it seem like I have trust issues!