Zenigundam

You might as well just cheat with me right now. This is like the exact plot of When Harry Met Sally.

But that'll never happen. I'm a beast. 😌

Ragnarok... come on, dude, my grandpa plays that. Don't you have a Switch?

You're in dire need of a Snickers bar. 🧖‍♂️

What does this have to do with LB? Did I mention him? 😺

Look, I'm sorry that things are falling apart, but I really don't wanna date ya. I'm seriously interested in the legendary 18-20 legal age woman range.

Are you breaking up with him?

I forget what you were rambling about. I'm peacefully drunk.

Yo... McGeeGee's back

Dude, the funny thing is that I act the same way everywhere. I mean, that's why I might lose my job because I really don't have a filter these days. Anyway... What kinda deli meat should I pick up today? I was gonna go with buffalo chicken at first, but that does not settle well in my stomach with salami and cheese. Honey ham is the better bet, right? And you guys don't think I'm gonna make it to 60... 😪

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Not that I would do that, but ya know that's legal, right? 😌

Awful thread 😸

But it's not helping you think logically though. Take it when you're tired, I guess, but when you post on here I strongly suggest that you lay off of it. 🤷‍♂️

Stay off the lean, dude. 😹

Obviously I don't buy this bullshit, but you're nowhere near being ready to be a father. 😹

... Wow. That post speaks for itself. 🤦‍♂️

Granted, but every portal you create leads to a hostile, alien planet that doesn't even have decent cuisine. I want the power to get the girls who I was talking to briefly and haven't logged into OkCupid for over a year to log back in and send me their digits.

Seriously. Guys shouldn't either, but I don't worry about them. When they do it, it's an obvious and desperate attempt to try to look hip and it DEFINITELY doesn't work. 😹

How the F**K... do you have a girlfriend? This shit's crazy. 🐺

You need to stop parading on social media and find a real man for once. The problem is YOU, stop lying to yourself.

I know this might sound crazy, but you're officially my girlfriend.

Granted, but your audience will be crickets.. no... ACTUAL crickets, because everybody's out getting laid on V-Day weekend, but not by the hot ladies because those are reserved for me. Valet parking dude I want the power to safely cling to the back of cars instead of using Uber.

Dude, we were talking about music or some shit but definitely not cars. The Cars were a band, back from your days, but I'm positive that's not what you meant. 😸

I actually disagree. I thought it was solid.