Zenigundam

Yep, I just called out from work today. I'm gonna probably go to sleep, fire up some some soup and a turkey and cheese sandwich, and then I'm gonna hook up my PS4 and get on some badass Friday the 13th vibes, and then I'll watch some TV and try to see if I have the energy to go watch Pacific Rim: Uprising tonight, will take an Uber back. 🐻

Don't tell me you had the headgear instead of normal braces...

Quit lying on my name, beta. The girls at my lunch table would laugh if you approached our alpha popular jockzone!! 💪

Oh so now you're a doctor!! 🐷

Careful... mom jokes are dangerous. 🦁

No, nobody from the 60s/70s is even alive.

My boss is gonna be so mad lol. 🐯

Don't you have to kiss someone to get mono? I guess it could have happened when I was French kissing that hot, blonde girl who I met on the bus on Monday, but her saliva seemed pure and sexy, so I dunno. Hopefully it's not an infection.

Careful... 🐺

I can't even eat or drink anything without feeling pain unless I'm drunk. I might get drunk right now just to eat a late night sandwich. Wow I might honestly have to call out from work tomorrow. According to somebody I work with, it can either be strep, a throat infection, or a tumor. Shit... 🐎

Now we're getting somewhere.

Deflecting from criticism. I mean I dunno, it just sounded a little on the creepy side to me, ya didn't have to get so defensive. 😮

You're deflecting again...

Dude, you sound creepy right now. 🤤

Because it's popular and alpha. 🦁

How about you let me handle the dating advice. Naraku, just be yourself, ask her questions with a genuine interest in wanting to get to know her, find some common ground, tip the waiter appropriately, and if you see that she's liking where things are headed, don't jump all over her, but leave her hanging, and then at the end of the date, you smoothly pull the back of her neck toward you and kiss her. BAM BAM BAM that's how alphas get it done!!! 🐅

Uh... what? Pooh, what are you even saying?

I have you read like a book, Salty. 🐭

Milwaukee's Best Ice is 5.9% and it's malt liquor and way more effective at getting you drunk, plus it costs about the same if not cheaper. HSers all think it's cool to drink Budweiser, Coors Light, and Twisted Teas, but their tastes are so unrefined that it's ridiculous. I understand that they're merely neophytes in the alcohol game, but you would think they'd learn about what gets you sufficiently hammered at the right price before just trying to be so mainstream because they never see commercials for the good, malt liquor stuff.

You got a new job? I thought you got canned at the roofing gig for... well you know...

This thread is officially HOT!!! 🔥🔥🔥⚡⚡⚡

Please stop cursing, man. Also, I keep getting compared to Elliot Rodger.

I'm f---ing Mega Man with the mega blaster fully charged. 🔥🔥🔥

Now you're backtracking. Also, I won't be forgotten. These cuties will remember me forever. 🦁

Oh I'll have fun all right. *steps to you*