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Zenigundam

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  1. Well you know how I am always watching the movie channels, so barely any commercials
  2. Please don't threaten baby boomers, stilgar.
  3. Heck no lol. Hot blonde babes love the mainstream beach studs like... me. ⛹️‍♂️
  4. It'd be an RPG because I can only fly or sail to places if I don't wanna take public transportation. It would be like Torneko's chapter in Dragon Quest IV.
  5. If you get rid of the anime stuff, girls will like it.
  6. Sure, buddy. But only if you're alone because the presence of a hot, scantily clad, blonde babe in your room will really get me mad!!! 😡
  7. So check this out: I'm looking for anything to watch on TV right now, but there's nothing good on, so I'm stuck watching Curse of Chucky on AMC and she hasn't logged in since February 26, 2017, but you never know when it comes to OKC.
  8. I haven't really been to that many states, but I do have a bench warrant and a restraining order, so I'm doing something right to make the law notice that I'm an alpha stud problem real life Zeni the situation. 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️
  9. 185 of pure muscle, no steroids involved
  10. I had it today and it was amazing. 🍔
  11. That's a girl repellant.
  12. Do you guys think the liquor store down the street will be open when this storm hits? I forgot to replenish my alcohol supply. 😪
  13. She died many years ago.
  14. If I knew how to cook more than microwaveable food, I'd love to be on that show just so that I can call the judges out when they try to "politely" suggest that my food sucks!!! BAM BAM BAM ALPHA ZENI 🕵️‍♂️
  15. Come on dude you're just trying to look cool now. You know what he meant. *makes out with the hot blonde girl who you intended to steal from me* 💪💪💪
  16. #Red Dead Redemption 2 Alpha 🙃
  17. Not at all. Are you all right, my man? I know you've been going through an identity crisis, but holy shit... 😏
  18. I'M NOT TALKING TO MYSELF!!!!! STOP SAYING THAT!!!!! 🎸🎸🎸
  19. That, my friend, is qualitatively gay. 🐺
  20. You had cable your whole life. Don't emulate these hipsters who stream off of Netflix and the like. #Alpha Uprising 💪
  21. I'm replying to mthor btw. Mind ya business!! 💪💪💪
  22. Thank you for agreeing with me. He really is a little punk and not worth losing my job over, even though I really should teach him a lesson!!! 🦏
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