Zenigundam

Please don't laugh at him, Pooh. Wacky is a total clown.

Dude, you're gonna get hurt. Please leave this lightweight talk out of your vernacular. *cracks knuckles* 🏋️‍♂️

Bro don't call me a lightweight, I'm 185 of pure muscle. Do you know how hard it is to stay drunk all the time when you work 5 days a week? 🐃

I'm not always drunk, I like to stay sober when I'm going to sleep and whatnot.

Dude, I'm turning 28 at midnight. I just like em young. 💏

That's not even fair, teddy bear. I've been drinking since I woke up, unbeknownst to my employer and coworkers. I need a clean slate. 😐

I'm as man as they get, but I'm vulnerable right now, and you might attack me out of nowhere for thirteen years or revenge against a keyboard warrior troll, which I'm not, since I'm a damn warrior, but in this state any alpha male is vulnerable.

You get what I mean.

Eh, I'm probably gonna pass out on my bed once I get off the next bus and walk up my block. Yeah probably, but yeah I'm probably gonna pass out once I crash on my beeeeeeeeeed. 😴😴😴

But you can't keep ridiculing my posts. I'm the original lone wolf alpha male warrior. 🐹

Wanna meet up for drinks? I've got the Uber muscle on deck. 💪

naraku360, Scoob. You've known that forever, please stop drinking young man. 😐

💪😑💪🐹💪🏍

Jealous because the 18 year old biddies love me? I was 18 just yesterday btw. 💪

I'm getting on OKC and going on the prowl for some birthday sex!!! Woohoo!!! Soon to be 28 and it's great, get to take a cutie on a date and possibly maaaaaate. 😏

Kobe burgers are quite delicious. My soon to be girlfriend and I are definitely gonna have to get some on our first date. 🐻

I can't do that. I'm the hero the UEMB needs, but not the one it deserves. 🦁

Ah ok

Elementary school or high school?

I'm worried that people are gojna think that I'm drinking on the job, but maybe how about they just give me credit for the cool glassy look.

Deep... I don't know if we're in love or whatnot l, but I think I'll just cut her loose.

It's a dress down day at my job, but we're still supposed to wear shoes, but I'm coming in sporting my Nike Dual Fusions. Don't call me a rebel, just call me a lone wolf alpha male warrior who calls all the shots. 😦

Yeah...

Thank you, but you're giving me too much credit, even though I am a James Bond type.

I traveled the world and met many hot women ages 18-20 with whom I had crazy amounts of sex. Sadly, some of them turned out to be crazy and won't stop blowing up my phone.