Zenigundam

I am chill, bro. *grabs hot blonde girlfriend after witnessing her hug another guy in public while she thought I was at work* 💪🐻

This thread is officially HOT!!! 🔥🔥🔥

I'm never gonna die... 🏍

I'll never catch a beatdown, bro. I'm a god damn warrior, and I beat up bouncers who try to cock block me. 🐷

This is about my hot blonde girlfriend trying to dip on a Saturday night. No clue what my mom has to do with it lol. I put my girlfriends in check with love and logic! That's the alpha male way. 🐃

"CVS closed an hour ago. You can pick them up tomorrow. Just take off your coat and have a seat on the couch here." 💪🐺⛹️‍♂️ #ZeniChampHusbandStatus

Space Ghost, hmmm yeah I would honestly buy the old cartoon on Blu-ray if available, might go to Amazon and do that right now. Not Coast 2 Coast though, that shet was cheese. 🐻

Do you realize how much better Tom Cruise's Mummy is compared to the 30s one? No, we're not talking about that cliched Brendan Fraser nonsense. Yeah, so just imagine how much better Bride of Frankenstein will be compared to its 1930s counterpart too. Yeah I really like the idea of updating those old ass horror flicks because those old black and white "motion pictures" don't hold up. Remember when AMC used to run all that old crap during fearfest instead of badass horror movies like Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street? Yeah yeah sucky sucky stop trying to be respectful of the past and just admit that movies before the 70s sucked donkey schlong. 🐎🐎🐎

Lurking is stalking bro

She's the creep, and she always will be.

Not at all lol. Everybody needs to confront somebody. It's the American Dream. Anyway, I'm gonna go on my beer run before this store closes in 40 minutes!! Have fun letting your boss dismissively tell you to get him some coffee, you non confrontational thing you! 🐺

I haven't sent the message yet but, once I get back from a quick beer run, I'm thinking it'll start like this: "I don't know who you think you are or what you take me for, but..." Too cliched? Alpha levels so strong that the message will go over her head? 🐅

Cars are overrated, also ten years is a while, you won't find that car in Gran Turismo Sport.

Rep doesn't get me amped because I have no clue how it works. At least the +1/-1 system kept it nice and simple like a smooth dinner meal from BK.

I'll have to urban dictionary that one. Sounds promising

Not really, but thanks for offering me one. 💪

Not at all, I was correcting you. 🦁

Elaborate, Confucious.

Well it isn't anybody's job when you think about it. Just had to correct you there

Elaborate please. That doesn't make much sense.

Nothing at all. 💪

I forgot that that was an award. 🐻

Errmmm bad advice h2h

I'm gonna send her an aggressive friend request in a few. Our friendship isn't over.