Zenigundam

It was better when people could see visitors and didn't have to get a reply in order to keep messaging the other person. If girls can see visitors, they come to appreciate your efforts because the visitors page would tell you how frequently somebody was checking out your profile, and as for messaging, yeah a chain of messages can be annoying, but sometimes you need a few messages to get through to hot girls who are being showered with attention. Now we're only being given one shot? It's bogus, man. (End Rant, Bring Back the Alpha OKC Prease)

Just ignore me and reply to other guys huh...

It was pretty cool, but those OkCupid girls are clueless for not replying to me. They missed out on a party in their panties. 😏 Anyway, my favorite birthday party was at DZ Discovery Zone when I was 9. And some others too, but yeah those are my types of venues. 💪🐂🔥

Well I bought a Switch two months ago, and without wheels to get me to early opening events for the SNES, I had to rely on buying it from the internet, and Gamestop had it for $80 online, so I figured I had finally found a credible online vendor. It's pretty cool and all, but the Super Nintendo graphics definitely didn't age as well as my memory was telling me they would, and I never even owned one as a kid.

I haven't played Super Punch Out, but I feel like that and the Ghouls n Goblins game are probably the weakest. Earthbound's pretty fun, never played it before today.

I'm 5'6", 185lbs of pure muscle, but I don't see the point in fighting anymore because I never lose and I've already proven myself to the hot babes.

Thanks, bruh. It's unreal how much sex I had when I traveled the world these past two months. It got to the point when girls would hold my hands down to their massive boobies whenever I tried to login or create a thread on here.

Thanks, Ric! Yeah it's pretty cool, but Star Fox... wow not a fan, everything else is clutch though.

Yeah this is how girls play hard to get when they're around studly men. They don't want to just tell you how sexy you are because they fear that you'll go after supermodel types. Will I take the cheese? Nah, I've got my eyes on 18-20 year old supermodels. 🦁

You type like a robot.

*falls asleep*

I'm playing it for the first time ever and it blows! Wow it's really bad, and this is Star Fox 64's granddaddy? Smh

I guess you didn't hear about my two month vacation around the world that I just came back from when I was having sex with hot, foreign women every night, and sometimes all day long (sight seeing does cut into sex time).

That just gave me an idea for a horror movie.

Thanks, Musket! Yeah I can tell it's you because I was lurking around these boards while I was on my vacation around the world, but I couldn't post because the hotties I was with kept grabbing my hands and placing them on their buttocks every time I tried to login or create a thread. 😪

That would be perfect. Ugh I'm so ready to be a dad. If I could just get one OKC hottie to meet up with me at a bar tonight, I just know that our son will be born on February 26th, 2019.

*chuckles and shakes head disapprovingly* I would hardly call this series a classic.

SNES Classic came in! Let's do this! 🐐

Hopefully birthday sex with an OKC lady.

That thing will take like 4 years to beat!!! Oh yeah and I'm about celebrate my birthday by playing Breath of the Wild all day, gonna try to make every recipe in the game and Do everything there is to do while I keep lurking around on the internet. I could reactivate my Facebook and strut that FB messaging game with girls I like from my past and whatnot, but it's been over two years so I feel like I have to stay committed to keeping it deactivated. If I do reactivate it, we can all be friends on there. 🐂🐂🐂

She's my girlfriend. See what we guys have to put up with? 🐹

Thanks, pal. 🎸 Wow 90% match and she's not responding on my birthday. Why's she doing this to me? 😡

Perfect day to go to the beach, but I think I'll see if the ladies wanna come to me instead. *logs into OKC!* 🤾‍♂️💏😏

...What?

Bro, you don't even know. I like 18 year old hotties who are seniors because it's not only legal, but I can help them escape being held down by the man (their daddies). 🏍