Zenigundam

Bro, you don't even know. I like 18 year old hotties who are seniors because it's not only legal, but I can help them escape being held down by the man (their daddies). 🏍

Dude, I don't know about that. Let me handle the girl acquisition business. 🏋️‍♂️💪🐹🏍

Agreed 100%. And Eminem has always sucked, and this is rap, not hip hop, which is soft, whereas rap is tough.

Uhhh more like 18-19 year old range, but I guess a few of them were in college. 😐

Hmm I'll think about it. I need to at least get some closure at my job first because at my current job I'm in a relationship with this girl, but she hasn't initiated any convos with me lately so before I leave this job I have to see if she's a long term solution, but yeah once I figure out the whole girlfriend thing I can definitely move on to other jobs.

I know I was kidding. Hmmm maybe I should reactivate it... It's been over two years...

I'm gonna have to punch my boss!!! 👊👊👊

PLEASE!!! They've been looking for that shet for years in that mountain range in Turkey. It's just a fairy tale, like God's gonna really commit a mass genocide over the people he created, like do you really think God behaves like some angsty teen who got stood up by her male love interest if he does indeed exist? Please... Let's get real here...

Eh... This music is quite weak. System of a Down and The Beatles are ridiculously overrated mainstream material IMO.

Dude quit being an SJW. *kisses hot brunette while easily discarding Jingai into a pool while everybody at the pool party laughs and acknowledges my lone wolf alpha male warrior badassery*

Nah because she was too uptight about shit even though she clearly liked me and was cute. A kiss was like sex to her, so yeah you get what kinda wack shit she was on. Damn, if only she wasn't Muslim, it would have been so easy and clutch...

I tried to date a Lebanese girl once. We had to go to NY to watch a play for a class project, and she brought her brother with her and had her dad drop us off. I was heated... wanted it to be the two of us so we could make make out and just Sparknotes the play. 🐺

YEAH!!! YEAH!!! FUCK YEAH!!! *party whistles and confetti go off... and fireworks too* THIS THREAD IS ALPHA AF NERDS NOT ALLOWED AS THEY WILL WET THEIR BOXERS!!! 💪🏍🔥💪🏍🔥

Do you understand how sexy 28 is to 18 year old blonde beach babes?

28 and looking great. 🐻 Long live the lone wolf alpha male warrior lady killer! 🏋️‍♂️

Fake news

She knows better than to do that. We're in love.

💪💪💪 Alpha male alpha male alpha male alpha male Zeni the alpha male... 🏋️‍♂️

Well I hate "American Nina Warrior" because I would have won it in my slimmer days when it was running on G4 as Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) in '07, but since then it's become commercialized, primetime TV slop with a bunch of dumbasses with manbuns competing when they had never even heard of the show before and girls are fawning over these faux brutes? PLEASE! I'd never date a girl who watches NBC!

That awkward moment when on she deletes her OKC and you have to reactivate your Facebook. 🐺

Yes, but not right now. I really need to make it back to my house. I'm about to pass out.

Don't go there. Don't you ever go there.

Stop laughing at his dumbass posts, Pooh!!!!! Wtf is this!!!! 😡

Speak for yourself, I drink badass shit like the Norse meads from the Elder Scrolls, you Mike's Hard Lemonade drinking pansy...

Take a few steps back there, kind sir. 🐻