Zenigundam

Pretty cool when you think about it. I wonder if there's a story behind that...

Hansen vs. Predator- Jeff Sokol That guy was a creep!!!

Ummm you would have had tears in your eyes if you'd been in that same situation! I was actually looking like a badass lone wolf alpha male warrior as I sat there in the cafeteria for that emergency meeting, before I knew what the meeting was about. I was ready to smooth talk my way out of trouble if the malt liquor container came up!!! 💪💪💪

Again with the italics...

Or is beta just in style right now?

I'm just glad I've held my job for over a year now. I feel like they're closing in on me though.

I think you meant to type "thick".

Why's it italicized?

I mean if you do it the traditional way, with a quality lady, it takes way longer. I lost my virginity fairly quickly because the hottie I liked in HS was enthralled by my looks and personality, but I'm an outlier. Don't give up, my friend. I say it'll take way longer than a month though, but that's not a slight to you, I'm just going by historical precedent.

Pizza, usually from Domino's, but I like real pizza too, just don't like getting put under the gun when it comes time to write in the tip. I usually pretend to write and get out of there as quickly as I can. 🏍

Speak for yourself, man, I play basketball... well...

That would be cool, but I'll probably be at a beach with no Wi-Fi by then, but when I get back to the hotel I'll check it out.

Dude, don't doubt me. I have pictures of me making out with a few of these hotties, but I don't wanna post them because the UEMB girls who like me will rage and the jealous guys will downplay the awesomeness of those Polaroids. Yeah hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or however that goes

Part of me wants to give her a second chance, but another part of me is annoyed by her childish antics.

The principal and school director held an emergency meeting, and just yesterday one of the janitors found the hiding spot for my Arizona Iced Tea gallon full of malt liquor and he threw it out, but at that point the container was nearly empty, but I got scared because I thought he opened it up and took a whiff before throwing it out, so I thought the emergency meeting was going to be about the principal and director presenting the Arizona gallon and asking whoever stashed it to step forward and then all of my coworkers would have their eyes on me because they suspect that I'm an alcoholic, which I'm not, and then I'd get my bookbag searched and I'd be fired for having Milwaukee's Best cans in my bag. Yeah that could have ended horribly. Thank God the meeting had nothing to do with that.

Thank you, indeed, I never thought I'd live to this ripe old age, but I'm proof that after high school anything's possible, but wow that'd be sexy to get to do high school over again

Nah I'm still meticulously working on beating the game and finding all the moonstars, but work is cutting into my playing time, so I really only get to play on weekends since I get home from work and crash on my bed after all of the liquor I've imbibed, and then I wake up and crack open one more can at midnight before going to sleep and waking up for work again.

Eh more like 4 years too old, but do you see how immature some of these girls are? So your boyfriend doesn't initiate convos with you anymore, so now you're not going to talk to him? I forgive her and all, but I need somebody a little bit more mature than that... 😏

I honestly wanted to steal it, but Gamestop isn't Best Buy, and getting to Best Buy ain't easy on the bus. Anyway, I ended up spending like $500 for the system, Super Mario Odyssey, and Breath of the Wild. It's pretty awesome, but the games are somewhat easy, especially Mario. Breath of the Wild is 🔥🔥🔥

Girl at my job is ignoring me lately. I haven't made an effort to talk to her because I realize that all of our interactions have started with me initiating the action, so I decided to be nice and give her a shot to impress me and she doesn't even talk to me!! Plus I walked into the front office the other day and heard her telling the secretary about how "she caught him texting a girl who he used to go out with", so I'm guessing the guy she's referring to is the guy she's posing with in her new FB profile pic. See? THIS is why 22 isn't a good age for me to date. These 22 year old cuties are just too much drama and high maintenance. I think I might have to let this one go honestly.

Haha thanks, man. And they told me international girls weren't thirsty at all... Glad I'm back in one piece. I'm telling you I had to pry some of them off of me!! Daddy issues...

I haven't been around much lately because I decided to travel the world and see what it had to offer compared to the USA in terms of hot blonde babes, and the results were quite in my favor. Anyway, tomorrow's my 28th birthday, so I think I'll be taking an Uber to the beach at around midnight so that I can get a head start on reconnissance of the 18-19 year old cute women as they start to fill up the beach on Saturday morning. Wow, that was such an awesome trip around the world I took. I'll get a check up just in case because I was with a lot of hot ladies after all. What's been going on around these parts? I've been following somewhat, but it's hard to read every thread when you have hot Swedish models all over you.

Dracula doesn't even count.

Yeah well anyway, I'm enjoying my Sunday and Sunday has always been my least favorite day. The Mummy is lit. 🔥🔥🔥

Omelette du fromage 🐻🐻🐻