Zenigundam

Don't get big with me, dude.

Why so I can beat him to a pulp I ain't some lil keyboard warrior...

Dude, I could never work at Starbucks, I really would lunge at the hipsters and alpha wannabes...

Truly weak, weaker than the little boy in God of War.

I used to have some of those.

Yeah.. Yeah.. That's what I thought, baby! You can't fight! 🐏

Well I don't know how to delete the other one, and don't get tough with me, man. *cracks knuckles and steps to you* 💪

23 + 28= sexy magic, many Zenigundam offspring 🐻

Don't try to play me, young bull. She and I are in love. 💏 We'll have a ton of sex with each other before all is said and done. 👊

Details at 11. 🦌

Details at 11. 🦌

Nah, not the same, bro. I don't know if you followed his post, but it's his own private gym after 10, so you need to ask for permission to enter, or complete a quest, but I really don't know if you're ready for that... 😦

Watch your mouth, lil guy. 👊🐂🚘

No, I don't think you are fine with that... *steps to you*

The pen0r is too swolllllennnnn #OKCProbs You kids won't understand.... 🏋️‍♂️

Damn, bro, looks like you out alphaed The Hound for that mirror apot...

Wtf all my pics are inverted!!!

When will she stop playing hard to get?

I guess I'm just a leader by nature. I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior though, so I can understand why they would invite me to hang around with them when they know I could be going over some hot girl's apartment at any moment, provided she isn't working. I'm honored that they hold me in such a high regard when we aren't even the exact same type of alpha. ☺

Zenigundam, PhD in Alpha Male Badassery 🐻

an alpha doesn't have to try, he can just flip his baseball cap, throw on a t-shirt and jeans, and arrive at the scene and hotties will come to him like the south side of a magnet attaching to the north side, but with beta males they have to follow girls on Instagram, put these (😍😳😌) kinda weak smileys into their social media replies to hot women, and they also write really long, paragraph type responses to things whereas we lone wolf alpha male warriors get a hot girl going with three word replies. Nailed it!! This ain't the 80s, betas!! Alphas are taking over 🏋️‍♂️💪🐂!!!

Just logged in. Downloading the Friday update file and checking my inbox. Lots of messages from legal age girls with hot voices who I met over PSN.

Oh I mean I would have eaten them shamelessly and thrown the box away and then pretended like I didn't know who threw the box away if she asked. You did well imo

That's a funny one. I probably would have done it shamelessly, especially if it had been popcorn chicken or a really tender piece of breast. 🍖

*grabs hot blonde babe's hand* How about we right swipe this one actually? 🐻 #AlphaMoves #YesMeansYes