Zenigundam

Hmmmm... Would you mind staying on topic? This thread is about kayaking. 😐 No, I'm serious, Hound, quit spamming my thread.

I actually would do that lol

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Dude, your timeline is off. Skyrim came out on PS4 a few years ago. It sure wasn't seven years ago.

I went to Tack Bell yesterday. It was delicious.

2 hours. No replies. I'll help get the party started.

Worried that this might become a hit?

$#%@ no.

Don't try to play me, mthor. Hot girls aged 18-20 fawn over me every day; I'm just looking for the right connection. 🐻

All of this is misinformation, naraku.

I've been off of FB for over two years, but I keep looking at her OKC and she hasn't logged in since last November, and I don't think she'll log in again, but I do know her FB and we talked on OKC until she mysteriously (and promiscuously) decided to stop logging in. Just reactivate and add her right? If you guys want Zenigundam Jr. to join the UEMB sooner rather than later, I just might have to do this. *looks up longingly at the night sky, hair rustling in the wind* 🐺

I'll give you a role in the soap opera. You can be her jealous ex-boyfriend from HS who starts stalking us from episode 2 onward and every once in a while I confront you and beat you up and then the police arrive and give me a medal every time I do that because they appreciate that I'm making the streets safer for young, legal age sexy babes. 🐂

came up with this really cool scene that I think could be in an early afternoon soap opera. I'll actually be starring in it. So the hot lead actress's husband just died and this is the first episode btw, and she didn't kiss him or do anything with him and, in fact, the actress in real life is totally hot, but she's never even kissed a guy yet, btw she's 18 and very hot. So anyway, her husband dies at the end of the episode, he was riding his bike and got mauled by a cougar, and anyway it's raining heavily and I show up to her house to deliver the news, I work for the government in this soap opera. So anyway, she breaks down in tears and I tell her, "I'm so sorry, Sophie." and I hold her in my arms and then I smoothly maneuver her back slightly by the shoulders and look into her eyes, and say, "I don't know if I'm the alpha you need, but right now I'm the one you deserve" and we kiss... French kiss... and the end credits roll. That's what I call box office daytime television for the stay at home moms!! 🏋️‍♂️

Sir, please don't use the s word. 😦

Well if it works out, I'd like an interview on the show, but my bench warrant can't be a problem, cause I don't wanna get arrested on TV.

how do I turn myself into the guy version of that? I know I'm a lone wolf alpha male warrior, I can't lie to myself and pretend to be someone who I'm not, but I wanna know how I can become the type of studly warrior who has multiple hot women fighting over him. It seems like I always go at a monogamous pace... 🐺

Nah. If I get nervous, I just get hammered.

The background music from The Smurfs was just playing in my head, you know which one right, happy go lucky fairy tale kingdom tune, and I was thinking how sick it would be if I could get a DJ to do a techno remix of that, it starts out normal for like five seconds and then the bass drops and everybody in the club starts going wild and that's my moment because I can jam to that if I'm sufficiently drunk, so I start grinding on this skinny blonde babe who's at the club with her friend, and all of sudden she removes her top and she has on one of those like workout tops forget what they're called, and she turns around and holds my head in her hands while I'm moving and grooving and dancing like a beast and then she takes some ecstasy in front of me, and we make out, and we go back to her apartment and have crazy hot sex, and then in the days that follow she proves to be quite promiscuous and it makes me just want her even more. 🙃

It's the cartoon with the karate chopping dog who has a red robe and a black ummm... what's that called...

Voltron, Swat Kats, Spider-Man, Droopy Dog, X-Men, The Pirates of Dark Water, The Centurions, Hey Arnold, The Herculoids, Fantastic Four, Godzilla, Captain Planet, Robotech, Thundercats, Batman, Speed Racer, Richie Rich, Snooper and Blabber, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Mightor, Dynomutt and the Blue Falcon, Birdman and the Galaxy Trio, Dexter's Laboratory, Silverhawks, Ronin Warriors, Top Cat, Snagglepuss, Doug, The Flintstones, The Jetsona, Scooby Doo, Inspector Gadget, Batman Beyond, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry Kids, Pound Puppies, Two Stupid Dogs, Huckleberry Hound, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, The Pink Panther, Quickdraw McGraw, Yogi Bear, The Smurfs, Wally Gator, Secret Squirrel, Space Ghost, Ren & Stimpy, Road Rovers, Wacky Races, Hokey Wolf, Augie Doggy and Doggy Daddy, Screwball Squirrel, A Pup Named Scooby Doo, Hong Kong Phooey, Mobile Suit Gundam, G Gundam, Gundam 0083, Gundam 0080, Dragon Ball, Samurai Jack, Cowboy Bebop, Yu Yu Hakusho, InuYasha, Zoids Chaotic Century, Magilla Gorilla, Damn what else I know there's way more, anyway... 🤾‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🍗🐻😐💏

Hey, bro, don't feel so threatened. Yeah, she messaged me back on OKC just now, but she's just not my type. 💪💪

Don't lie to me. Don't you ever lie to me. Hot girls haven't been on OKC dates since 2017, I should know.

From OkCupid? If so, I'll flip. These hoes ain't loyal...

This is such a vegan thread. I'll eat whatever I damn well please and still live to be 80+ years old, at which point I won't be able to successfully date within my desired dating age range anyway. 💪💪💪🍗🍗🍗

I should, I'd be as badass as Lincoln Hawk in Over the Top. Any trucker who orders coffee over beer isn't worth his salt in testosterone!!! 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️