Zenigundam

I personally have a no meds policy.

You only want KFC because of the $20 fill up bucket commercial, I was into KFC before it sold out and became mainstream. 💪

You're on top of the game, my friend. Yeah add me on Switch, but I haven't played since online came on because I've been beating these games on my Super Nintendo Classic. Man, I always did want one as a kid.

Yeah bro they're my childhood team and winners, so I can relate to them. 🏋️‍♂️

I mean I know I'm friends with him on FB if I ever reactivate, two years dormancy and running, but where is he? Didn't even see him on NodeBB

That's not a word. 😐 Do you even dictionary?

Why are you being anti-authoritarian, my dude? And then you wonder why cops snap! 😦💪🥊🐨🏋️‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️

VegetaFajita, those are actually disturbing thoughts. I don't wanna call a hotline on you because then KN will have to deal with another headache haha, well because there's this guy Viperslayer, who I believe almost had the FBI swarm upon him because of UEMB posts, but yeah he was weird lol, but I don't mean to make this serious topic a laughing matter, but yeah don't self deprecate like that because somebody might honestly call a hotline and then... BAM... you've got ten specialists doing a wellness check on you while you're playing some E rated game like Minecraft on a computer or something.

Why you tryna play me my boy? I'm as young as these legal age high school women... and I always will be... 🐨

Wow so many people in this thread wanna be me

I'm not 16. You are wrong. 16 is the legal age of consent in New Jersey. A hot 16 year old woman can date me.

New OKC profile pic. I'll be screaming "Get these hot bitches off of me!" like I'm starring in Day of the Dead. ☠

The jelly is legitimate

And now... for an even better pic... 😏💪🏈⛹️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️🍔

Running this train. Perfect fit for my childhood team, perfect tan for my summer beach betches, perfect malt liquor at my side (not pictured). Only thing missing is that I'm not flexing. 💪💪💪 Guess sometimes I'm just too humble for my own good... 🤦‍♂️

mthor, you do realize that the waiter won't demand his tip from me, right? He doesn't wanna get beaten up...

Security guards provide a most necessary defense for a celebrity of his acclaim, GunStarHero, but Father Time... is invincible... *comforts GSH as the episode's end credits roll and a somber melody plays* Damn, maybe I should direct a TV show... 🦌🔥💪👷‍♂️

*books a plane flight to Seattle, steroids, malt liquor, and brass knuckles on deck* 🐶

The new one of course. Wow five months huh... I really thought it was coming by September... I'm gonna have to look up the Nintendo HQ on Google and go over there to choke some people out so that they get it to us on time (September). I'm not playing games wit them. 😐

Bro that's like two months away lol Acting like you'll be 85 and drafting up a will and shit

Thots, begone!!! This is now a Nintendo Switch Online gameplay thread.

I don't have any, but we're gonna get into some wars on Super Smash Bros. Wonder if Switch has headset/mic action?

Add me on Switch once the online becomes 🔥🔥🔥. Zenigundam

You don't own shet, you're posting from a dial-up connection playing Pong on Atari in your crib.

You already scared the ladies off, please don't come to my beach this summer. 🤦‍♂️