Zenigundam

A couple of old guys going after the legal youngins lol, people are gonna think we're creeps, but it's all good. Paradise is in the panties. 😏

I like that too. Just imagine that by then I'll be older than their daddies. Like their daddies are in elementary school right now. 😦💪🔥🏈😐🐎

I'll be dating hot, legal age teens.

Haha wow... I wanna do that so badly with a legal age hottie. 😏

You can tell who's lying in here and who actually got busy back in HS, but I won't say any names.

Yeah and you wanna know what was playing in the background, it was Nickelback

You didn't answer the question, katt.

I lost mine in her bedroom. She was 16, I was 17, and I had just told her how hot I thought she was at the end of a normal school day, and we started making out and then we walked to her house, and when her dad started banging on her door, I screamed, "Knock it off, dipshit!!!" and he never made a peep again, and then I kissed her and left through the window when we were done.

Two girls cannot have a kid lol, but I know what you mean there was a girl who was a year older than I am who I thought was really cute and I talked to her lanky ass in our physics class, but she's into girls. This is going back twelve years, I do want her to have our kids if we can get in contact and I can set her straight again.

I placed a classic order of two cheeseburgers and medium fries and I went to heaven. I wanted to also get the new Smokehouse burger, but I'm budget conscious because of all the sub 20 year old OKC women who want to meet up with me. 👪

DualPistolsLoadUsUp

*rides off into the sunset*

I would date you, but I'm 28, and I need to be dating in the 17-19 year old range, 16 is legal in NJ btw, so I'm afraid that this is goodbye. 🤠

That's what happens when a YouTube OG hits the record button on his camcorder. 💪

One arm wrapped around a hot bitch who is sound asleep in my bed, the other typing out UEMB posts on my phone. What a sexy 4th of July... Wish every night could be like this. 🤠

Please don't use the B word; it's so disrespectful to women. 😦

I'm talking since HS honestly, they really haven't changed at all and the 80s channel is fire. 🔥🔥🔥 She drives me crazy oooh oooh. Get out of my head and into my car, like that one girl who got a restraining order against me, that damn promiscuous bleep, and now she turned lesbian and has a girlfriend of over two years. 🙄

Cowboy Bebop- 2018 Trigun- 2007 FLCL- 2018 (Garbage) Neon Genesis Evangelion- 2008 Wolf's Rain- 2004 (Garbage) InuYasha- 2012 (Wanted to see the last ep since I was there on day (night*) one) Ghost in the Shell- 2018 (Yawn) Fullmetal Alchemist- 2010 (Sucks)

Oh

Did you just call Sam Adams, "Samuel Adams"?

What say that in modern day speak, I didn't follow

I don't notice any differences. #AlphaRadar #CannotDetectBetaChanges 🏋️‍♂️

Lmao that's crazy I was doing exactly the same thing. I'm playing Metroid

*comforts you* Calm down and tell us what happened. 🐼

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