Zenigundam

Gundam: IBO is pure garbage. Basically Gundam Wing 2.0, but worse. Gundam Unicorn, although merely average in the Gundam universe, is a real anime.

Haha look at you trying to use Generation Z vocabulary. You're in an identity crisis.

Doom (2016 one I believe) Resident Evil: Revelations Bayonetta & Bayonetta 2 (updated graphics I'm thinking)

All right, time to go undefeated 😐💪🐰💏

NINTENDO Switch you old geezer whose last video game was Pong. 🐼

Thank you. 😐

Don't do it. You still have a long life ahead of you. (This post will forever be remembered as the one that saved you. UEMB, remember this post. I saved him.)

Hmmm yeah you took that idea from The Game.

what would it be like? What kinda parent-son activities would we engage in? Would you have a problem with me being stuck to the TV surrounded by games, DVDs, and blurays all day long and eating all the food?

Oh and keep a body cam on you at all times because when you do this, he might backpedal about five feet and tell you to stay back, and that's when you say, "What's wrong? You're looking awfully scared there. You're no alpha. You're a boy with a belt full of gadgets. 😏" And then upload the video to YouTube and the sexy internet hotties will flock to your channel because your alpha aura is so strong that you have armed law enforcement bodybuilders shaking in their boots. 💪

obey his order, but do it with some swag like you're exiting a car in a GTA game, and as soon as you get upright, step to him and size him up, and say, "Do we have a problem, officer?" 🔥🔥🔥 Alpha Moves 101. Do your homework.

Were you really except*

Jealous because she called me an alpha, and not you. She's like Abe Lincoln cannot tell a lie. 😏

Why would you say that?! Why would you SAY that?! 😦

So she does that, but when I tell girls to stop ignoring me, they don't listen. I need to talk to them in person because this is too puzzling.

I mean I would try to meet her, but there are so many people in Manhattan, and that would take forever, like on some Where's Waldo bs, plus they have the cops on horse, so literally white knights on horseback.

How does he talk without a head

Not you, hot legal age teen

Sooooooo? 🐹

He's from the Fantastic Four universe come on now don't play me like that yeah Spiderman has his run ins with him but they're dating two different leagues of women, one is probably dating a robot

I'm uh... gonna have to call the FBI. 😐

*gas stations explodes* 🐶 Pop. Team. Epic. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Wtf... that's a football coacg

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