Zenigundam

Ah k. See I thought you had a boyfriend or something because of the thread title, but some people use significant other loosely to refer to close friends and whatnot.

I believe you.

Thanks, my real ones are even bigger. So by significant other, I'm guessing you mean a relative or somebody referred you, right?

I'm a guy. Well a man to be exact. 💪 Are you serious?

Are you a girl?

I want to reconnect as well. I wanna know everything that's happened in their lives since we last talked, and I wanna spend time with them. 🐷

Didn't you ever wonder where? Didn't you ever wanna find them?

*scrambles to the door and locks it* 🐰 W-where are you guys going? 😦

that the moose is actually a freeloader? He's not just an animal, he's like a metaphor for every lazy guy who crashes at other people's houses and drinks all the beer and eats all the good snacks

If you search hard enough, you can find them.

🐧🐧🐧

I found a girlfriend a few days ago.

I wanna drive around with hot bitches, sunroof down and that song blasting while the girls in the back are hanging out of the rear windows.

It's all good, I was 10 and was only just learning the ins and outs of the bees and the birds. If I did that at say 17, I could understand getting tackled by cops. That episode was so crazy. I really did feel like an abusive boyfriend for the minute or two that the whole thing lasted. And I just searched her on YouTube and she has a channel! So weird after not hearing her voice for so many years, but about what I expected.

That makes it seem like I can go up to him and say, "Happy birthday, old dude!", see Kirk Douglas, he did celebrate his 100th birthday. I don't even think I'll get to my 100th birthday. Google is going the way of Reddit with this fake news, this is why we need to go back to the classics such as the New York Times and USA Today.

So there we were in the 5th grade classroom and our teacher, won't say her name, had us work in groups of four. I forget what the assignment, but one of the top 3 hottest girls in our class was in our group and I was saying funny stuff to get it kickstarted and I she said I was ugly and she said it in a childish way, and I brushed it off at first, but she just couldn't let it go because she thought I was trying to show off and be funny and cool, so she kept on and then I lost it and grabbed her by the wrist, and she immediately pulled her wrist back and said, "Don't touch me" and I looked around because that was semiloud even though the other groups were louder than we were and I looked back at the teacher and she didn't notice it, and I looked at the girl with a "don't cause a scene" look, but then the girl suddenly got up and started back toward her (the teacher) while glaring at me, and I had this look on my face, the kind when you're feigning confidence but you're actually nervous and panicky, so as she walked back there, I tried to casually keep a convo going with the two other people in the group, as if nothing had just happened, but I think they could tell that I was nervous. I looked back at what was going on back at the teacher's desk and to this day eighteen years later I have no clue if she told her or not. I don't think she did because I think she felt what she said was mean, so telling would make her have to explain that when asked what lead to all of that. And the teacher would have definitely pulled me to the back for a talk or sent me straight downstairs to the office if the girl did tell her. That was the last time I touched a girl in a non romantic way.

you spent all summer watching TV and playing games, and then you did your summer reading frantically beginning two weeks before the first day and you brought your book report in (finished the night before), and you looked around to find the one or two people who didn't do it and you tried to contain your evil laughter because you felt like you got away with cramming and they were screwed? It's not that you wished anything bad on your classmates, but it's like you walk out or Wal-Mart with a Nintendo Switch and the entire security staff is busy restraining somebody else while you put on a sly smile on your way out.

In person 🐰

I might do the same with mine. Try to get in touch with them, see where their heads are at.

It's never bad to be proactive.

Did you try looking her up on Facebook or Googling her? Worst case scenario you can try the yellow pages or hire a private investigator.

*body reverberates with the giggle chills*

The girls you liked didn't feel the same way.

How can you forget them? You went to school with them every day and you dreamed of kissing them and cuddling with them and and and.. 😦

New Looney Tunes just came back on Boomerang.