Zenigundam

It just came back on Boomerang. I watch it every now and then.

One of my HS crushes added a bit of weight. She's dating someone who isn't me.

Well Paula Abdul is my mom's age, and Natalie Portman has kids, which makes me mad that she went that far.

That was a while ago. My HS crushes were what really screwed things up. I needed to win one of those, but those were tough because I was going for true hotties. 🐺

3rd-4th grade crush: Moved to Boston after 4th grade. Tried adding her on MySpace in HS, but she never responded to my friend request even though she logged back in long after I sent the request. Middle school biddie: Has been in a relationship for two years now. Has been in relationships since graduating HS. Was friends with her on FB during my freshman year of college, but I deactivated that account after my freshman year. Saw her on OKC a few years ago. They're both too old for me now. Middle school girl was my best shot because she liked me at a point and we had extended AOL IM convos for a time and she changed her profile page to say that "[insert my screen name] has my heart". I felt like I could fly that day. Yeah nothing ever happened though. I was too scared to talk to her in class, and now I'm not scared at all, but maybe too aggressive and forthcoming, so that offsets it anyway.

You don't know how badly I want to use that "I found you" line. Hopefully, we can just talk things over once I say that and begin approaching ever closer.

Nevermind got the acronym way wrong. Wtf time for another drink

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It looks like Adult Swim has decided to shut down its message boards. They want to get in on the Instagram, Snapchat, Tinder grind instead of looking nerdy and outmoded.

If I liked girls around my age, your story would inspire me to reactivate my Facebook and message any girls who I thought were hot in high school and are currently single. 🐰 I would just hope they're not trying way too hard to be adults and whatnot because that's a 40+ kinda thing.

No no no, you can't take it back. You two met because of me. 😦

Wow... I really am an alpha romantic after all.

Not you lol, I was saying I have an issue with guys stealing my girlfriends on dating sites and then they get back on a few months later and are too embarrassed to talk to me. But looks like the LL took the righteous path. Someday I'll meet those guys who tainted my ladies. 🐻

Did you meet her online? I have a problem with guys stealing my girls online and have been thinking about beating up the guys who take my girls.

He's chillin right now. Changed my mind

*Puts Tiger in the toybox in my room* You're one of the last in a great line of warriors, my friend. One of the first, but now one of the last It saddens me because all of your friends would still be around if not for my psychotic mom throwing out all of your friends when I was 14, but here you are. How long has it been now, 23 years that we've been together, and it was only by a stroke of luck that you survived that wicked house cleaning disaster that took our friends. We have each other and Monkey now. Stay strong, brother. I'll come back for you in a few days when I'm bored and need someone to talk to, assuming I'm not out pegging that cute 19 year old Serb from OKC, she's in love with me, I'll buy you a stuffed animal girlfriend soon my friend, you're getting old and could use a stuffed, legal age teenage biddie yourself. 🔥🐯💪😐

Billy Joel is one ugly guy. He's only married to that young (Well young for him, very old to me), hot blonde because of his fame.

Nah lol, but my reply to her last message kinda made me look like a dork because she said she didn't sleep well and felt like she was about to die, and I replied, "Well try to stay alive because I wanna meet you." That's not terrible though, still a decent amount of game in those words 💪🐷💏

Salt salt salt I get this a lot from scorned women around my age, but they had their shots with me. Where were they ten years ago when I made my alpha moves on them? Don't live in the past, ladies, live in the future. 😏

You're just stating the facts. I don't know why everybody tries to talk down to kids and then they want legal 17 year old hotties to be kids too. Age discrimination 😦

17 in NY and 16 ("Oooohhh") in NJ 🐰 How about you give them credit for being legal age women instead of trying to act like they're minors? 🤦‍♂️

She's 19, not 30. I can't date a 30 year old calamity, but I can date a legal age 17 year old who's still looking for her first and has a chance to make the right decision. 🐻

Very good episode. This is like Bleach if Bleach didn't suck and have sucky, forced characters.

She just sent me two replies in a row. I really did make her fall hard for me this time. *giggle chills*