Zenigundam

Viper-sama

I'm a sick boy. Lovesick. 💖

Oh I meant I'm straight. I'm like Tiger Woods. But yeah, legal age teens. I love and respect the law! 🐷👮‍♂️🛀

No offense to anybody who rolls that way, but I only like legal age women. Ohhhhhhh... 😳 *comes down with the *giggle chills*

I'll catch the next one. I only missed this last one because I was off of social media. Plus, then there'll be some legal age teens at the 20th anniversary and I could regale them with old war stories from Fortnite and stories about how I was the BMOC and used to operate in alpha jock mode from homeroom until the final bell and even beyond that as I would walk with sexy cheerleader types to my house. 🐰

Uh yeah you stole that line from a Lifetime movie for sure. Real men play games.... forever. Literally and figuratively speaking

Drink alcohol, give Zenigundam some sugar baby, eat a Subway sandwich, call out of work, sit in front of the AC Those are just a few proven ideas. 🤦‍♂️

I'm not on social media, so I have no clue if there was a ten year reunion back in June, but I'm only going if they allow legal age teens in as well because it should be all inclusive. I'm not going if it's just the old, senior citizens.

I kinda see it like I went from Playstation 2 coolness to Nintendo Switch alphaness. Like in other words I went from the cool guy, who was good for a solid convo, to the guy who was trying to take notes but the ladies couldn't stop looking at me, and yeah no I didn't get them their Cs, their hormones killed their grades, but yeah I feel like when I'm walking in public I'm a total distraction for these legal age women, but I don't feel guilt about making them late for work or leaving their debit cards at the Taco Bell register. They have to learn some RESPONSIBILITY! 🤦‍♂️🍕🐻🍪🍾

She can't do this to me...

Some of you have been familiar with me since I was an angsty, but undeniably alpha and warrior-esque, HS sophomore, and now it's a couple of years later and I feel like I've developed into something otherworldly. Do you think there's room for improvement? Are you impressed by the muacle gains and the panty feels I give to the young (legal age) ladies with my smooth lingo? 😌

Will she ever come back?

I woke up and, without opening my eyes, I reached with my right arm for the legal age blonde babe who I had wrapped in my biceps last night and to, my horror, that spot on the bed was empty. My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. Was it just a dream? It was so damn real, I know we were making love last night. I don't want her to get in trouble, but I might call the cops in case I need to file a missing persons report or if anything in my room went missing. Where did she go? I don't even remember putting her number in my phone. When will I see her again? Will I see her again? I'm a mess right now!! 😐🤧🤦‍♂️👨🐻

I'm talking about the here and now. *two inches away from you* 🐼

Aren't they at war?

Way too effeminate, but I love when hot legal age teens wear those hot looking ankle bracelets and tight jean shorts... Ohhhhhhhh baibbyyyy *pupils dilate* 🐰

I was kidding. I don't need therapy lol, if anything I should make a career change and become a therapist. 👨‍🔬

Smh, name one Jeff Goldblum movie when he was cast as a badass manly man action hero, he always gets cast as a nerd lmao. Alpha my ass

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He's very old.

Silver People might say gold, but silver is a better color, gold just gets a better rep because it costs more. Silver actually looks better, but a lot of people don't get this because they're just obsessed with karats and money, especially gold diggers, hence the name.

I could talk science!! Don't sell me short. I know all about Netwon and the Periodic table and atoms and shit.

Ohhhhhhhhhh........ *giggle chills* 🐻

How did we get into talking science and shet lol, come on, this thread is a frat party let's talk about sports and alcohol and some video games, anime, and movies (no westerns or effeminate romcoms) too, but keep those discussions alpha, not tryna repel the young, sexy, legal age internet biddies who might stumble upon this site from an Instagram hyperlink... 🐰💪🏋️‍♂️💏🍕

... ... NERDS!!!! 🐼