Sandstone

I remember this.... he was asking for help and shit on the forums about how he got his dick stuck in a water bottle or something. And was subsequently trolled mercilessly. It became a board copypasta meme.

WTF

Yes please.

Jabami Yumeko, my waifu if I were straight.

Yeah, I totally agree with the direction Super is taking Goku's character. You outlined it perfectly. I'm just saying that it is canon. There isn't a strong argument that it's not canon, whether you or I happen to like it or not. It is indicative of what Toriyama apparently always envisioned for Goku per his own words in two separate interviews spanning over a decade and countless other indications he's given on related things. I would disagree with the comparison of Goku to Luffy, mainly cause Luffy is not a sociopath and has actually likeable personality traits even though he tends to put on an act to appear dopey and outwardly unaffected. There are many scenes in which Luffy is clearly very emotionally upset and seeks to rectify what he sees as an injustice. This kind of reaction or thought process is never displayed by Goku, all we get from his the dopey outward attitude and then no actual substance underneath that either. Luffy also has very distinct and specific goals, which lead to a specific end point where he will be satisfied, and while he does seek to be strong he only seeks that in order to reach his goals and to protect his friends in that venture, anyone that has viewed the Battle of Marine Ford arc and its subsequent aftermath will understand what I mean by this. I dunno if Toriyama is a One Piece fan or not, but if he is and he wants Goku to be more like Luffy then he's sure doing a piss poor job of portraying that lol.

Yes, even more so. I'm always hungry for protein shots.

That poor woman. She looks so confused and startled.

Fuck you're making me hungry.

Slight bump, to potentially get more responses.

Is that the daily dose of Picollo dick meme?

WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THIS DIRTY ITS JUST A SHORT SWORD!!!!!!

This would be an interesting portion of a will. Also, really awkward.

You didn't know?

But I only offer my sword of destiny to those in need, the random wayward travelers that cross the perilous lands.

But it's ready for you to wield your destiny.

You can have the one in my pants but you'll have to reach in and acquire it before you can wield it.

Major owie is an understatement, they stick a giant ass needle into your corpus cavernosum (the pair of rigid tubes that fill with blood and erect during stimulation of the male sex) and drain out the blood on top of giving you drugs. I've never had this but I hear just having it hard that long can be very painful and cause extreme numbness. ohno

It's a scene from Dragon Ball Super. Character called Monika.

One of my favorite movies as a kid.

YOU SAID PLOP BAR HAR HAR!

Well, I'm glad you had a good time at least.

Yeah I just usually assume now, but it's better safe than sorry.

Was this the highlight of the evening?

Liquid Plasma.

This is the next question, is it illegal to swat a Naraku?