Skinko

I want formaldehyde in my lungs WAY less than I want a dick in my mouth, but I do it because they were like, "Hey, we'll keep giving you money if you do this job." So I do it. And I'm not even asking for 10 million dollars. He wouldn't deal with a kinda gross thing for ten minutes for TEN God damn MILLION dollars? C'mon now. Of course he would. Everyone would, and it's easy for people to be like, "Ha! No way! not me, the straightest of straight men!" When they know this situation will never actually occur. If it did, their mouths would be full of dick in a second, believe you me. Also, I feel like that came off as angry, which I'm not. I'm just saying... This thread is full of liars.

It would be kinda funny, though. Just like, to yourself you'd be like, "Well, this is just silly!" As you fall face-first right where you stood.

And it frightened you so much that you actually had a heart attack?

That's very macho of you to say, but I don't buy it.

I dunno, man. I feel like if I'm at the point where I'm paying insane amounts for something I could theoretically get for cheap, if not free, I'm probably not look for foreplay. I'm just looking to jizz somewhere weird.

10 minutes? This is a blowjob for cash, we're not making love. Honestly, I'd blow a guy for free if I liked him enough, but if we're putting a price on stooping to a new low... $100, I guess.

fight me irl Def Leppard puts on a fantastic live show. I was also excited to see Tesla. Poison was gonna be there too, I guess.

Of my sanity, yes.

Yup, the same ones who decided that our friends' wedding was allllll about them. That really should've been an indicator of how batshit they were.

Honestly, I started calling them Lef Deppard as a gag many years ago, but now it comes out sometimes when I'm actually trying to say it correctly. I did type it that way on purpose. This is not another San Antonio situation.

I'm partial to their hit song, Aminal. And Rock of Years, that's another good one.

That's a no-go, thanks to my former roommate cunts. Oh well, I saw them last year, and I can buy my own tickets to the next show. Dicks.

I'm pretty sure I've heard of a racehorse that was named Gay Crusader. That's a pretty great name.

I'd be pissed too if I lived with people who watch nascar. :barf:

$31,000. That's about what I owe the hospital for the three times I took up residence there. I have a few other debts, but they're significantly smaller and will be paid off easily in the coming weeks and months. After that, I'm good. I could afford a decent apartment after a bit of saving, and not have to worry about collectors breaking down my door.

Me either. But I did jerk off into his shampoo once, so... I feel like I'll always be a part of him. At least until the hair falls out of his rotting scalp.

You'll get 'em next time, champ.

Good question.

You say institution, I say antique. Let's call the whole thing off.

I always liked icon green the best. I wish I could stay green foreber and eber. Maybe I can hook up a custom rank by offering sexual favors to the mods/admins/whoever the fuck does all that.

They should send me a check in the mail for all my amazing contributions to this site. Hear that, Viper? I'm waiting.

That's gotta be some kind of record. ::spin::

They probably remodeled the floors.

*insert a dozen clapping and a-ok emojis and fire symbols*

I was hoping no one had made a Velma reference yet, but here we are.