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UnevenEdge

Mix

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  1. nothing says new year like fresh regrets
  2. alright, i'm out.....looks like i'm gonna close this one out with what's left of this gray goose and that clearly married 40 something office manager who's been eyeing me............don't judge me, I'm not married
  3. My grandpa told me that beer is an acquired taste......so why not acquire a taste for cheap beer
  4. I've heard worse justifications for hit and runs
  5. What's in the bowl bitch?
  6. let's do this muthafukkas.....shit, you know what, I may have to drive home
  7. I really doubt that is going to happen....I have been quite the ass......and I've enjoyed it fuck these people....lmao, I just yelled that shit
  8. The exploding heart.....otherwise known as the ultimate upper/downer.... My cousin's friend's sister's boyfriend's neighbor tried it once and I heard it was awesome....or at least it looked awesome
  9. Huge cocaine fan right here....don't use it, just like being around it.....study it.....appreciate it.........................use it sometimes
  10. you were right to inform me of this mind blowing discovery It is crucial to my enjoyment this night....I shall use this information promptly in conversations with strangers
  11. Come over...I got it all...booze, drugs, upers, downers, in-betweeners bring a defibrillator if you can
  12. I heard, but I never bothered to look it up....he really fucked himself....no judgement though, I can't help but understand
  13. this was eerily familiar also, that idiot left with just one box and all it had was weed and his little league trophies?
  14. I can't accept money for the quality of what I produce....Just tell me what you want and I'll draw it
  15. you're gonna want @viperxmns, he'll fix you up proper I just doodle
  16. I had to look that name up....damn, you're pulling from deep in the undercard she hasn't fought anyone yet, except for the aging Aguilar, but i'll keep a look out
  17. Piano key neck ties don't sell like they used to. I'm not exactly rolling in it.
  18. I INVENTED IT!!!
  19. Well, for starters, I never came....I'm just watching this stuff for fun now sometimes I forget it's porn and that I have to hide it....I'd have a lot of explaining to do if my grandma had any idea what she saw
  20. inorite they're pretty fun @TrigunBebop got another one
  21. yeah, ofcourse....this ain't twilight, muffukas ain't immortal.....everybody dies.... what's really a mind fuck is how we spend the time we have.....I mean I spent an hour watching balloon porn last night
  22. I was just about to say "I can get a college degree for free with a gun"
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