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I fixed it

To see if I could

I just took a piss without touching my dick and I was facing 90 degrees away from the toilet...hit the bowl dead on

Meet me at @molarbear 's house with 2 dozen ping pong balls, a plunger, and a live monkey

That's whats up @ELDEMONIO I like taller women too

That happens all the time....I'll just move to another cult....that's what I always do....been in tons of cults....usually have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader

I didn't know that came on already....I'm so behind Didn't even know Toast was in it....

Yes and no....I've just recently joined a cult and we share everything....i've done my best to hide my toothbrush

the chariot of the gods, the '01

ok, but that's different from being demanding

That car is indestructible.......damn, I miss my Camry I used to hide drugs all over that car....I'm sure I sold it with a ton of stuff still in there that I forgot about

guys complain that you're not demanding? maybe you didn't word that correctly....that can't be right

totally came in here 'cause I read "cheap ass"

you're not tricky enough..... All I wanted to do was fuck and yet here I am in a relationship.....how, you ask.........well, it's 'cause she's smarter than me, and me admitting that is proof that I have overcome at least one of the character flaws that allowed her to play me like a fiddle So try dating dumber guys you can manipulate

...Honda Accord and, uhh....it's not like new new...more like new to me.............yeah

idk why, but this seems hella sincere

muy mal

si, senor

PORQUE!!!!

Los pantalones estan sucios

¿Donde esta el carne?

Pretty sure it's more than that

You're a snacky guy