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If this came out in 2019 it would have gone double platinum.....Props to my man Fancy for the "that's my fetish" heart eyes

I googled eggplant parmesan.......................I think i'll take my chances with the ninja scenario >.>

Do I look like a chump.....i'm MAKING my pair

you may be tough, but you'll never be a hairless chimp using his balls as a chair tough

So you mean like a small monkey and not anything that would classify as an ape.....cause the strength of these things is brutal

You should just lean in to it.... Start picking out the biggest ones and examining them too closely....gripping at different ends......constantly smacking them in your hand like a billy club....then look up, and to the first person that makes eye contact, ask, "where are the eggplants?"

I've never laughed then immediately thrown up before.....it's a jarring experience which I hope not to repeat

You could of got 18 70 inch dildos for the same price

oh thank goodness you got the reference...

Yew'll fookin' dew nottin'

Bruce is a direct line to all that is true in this shitty world...

Oh, there's a laundry list of guys that were left out of the american mma explosion after the ultimate fighter aired on Spike...it's a sad part of the fight game in general.....awesome people go unappreciated.....I remember Genki Sudo used to moonlight as a kickboxer in the old K-1 days and not do bad....other grapplers like Kawajiri would get steamrolled, but he would play it smart, focus on the entertainment angle, and avoid taking heavy damage....

SUUUDDDOOOOOOO GEEEEEENNNNKKKIIIIIIIIII!!!! That dude was so dope....I remember in the early 2000s he was brought over for a seminar at this gym whose name escapes me and they asked him to join in on their in-house Jits tourny.....that shit was hilarious.....it might as well have been a David Blaine magic show, that's how little they understood what was happening

He saw an exit and he took it. It's not something i'd recommend, but I never feel bad when I hear about it.

we can call it the fire crotch line

Footloose coachella theme

I could totally do this....

ahh, gotcha

Is it me or does the H look mis-aligned?