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idk....I've never looked into anyone's eyes.........I lack the self esteem I look at their shoes when I speak to them.....both shoes, I don't dart back and forth

that's 'cause we say yes to life..............and, in my case, drugs

I once mooned the cops from the roof of a Wendy's

I didn't know the women of Unevenedge stayed tooled up, like wtf........I just recently bought a scarf....i'm a scarf muhfukka now.....that's a purchase that signifies a turning point and you guys are runnin' the streets with guns, switchblades and whatever hello kitty ninja gear Renji's packin' >.>

That's dope...I'd toss some mace in there as well....always comes in handy, that mace....

The gun or the purse?

Brother - "He's gonna make a run for it" Brother's girlfriend - "I don't know why they were so worried. He's not going to make a run for it" Molar - "I'm gonna make a run for it." GREEN BAY PRESS GAZETTE Headline - Man too fast for security, relieves himself on Lambeau field 50 yard line

what, your sperm don't look like sheep?

lmao....fucking mint -"Hey man, i'm Clevon. What's your name?" -My name? (Think think quick quick...John Jon Jun John Smith JOHN SMITH! NO no too obvious) My name's Johnny Smith, good to meet you"

wait.......wait...........................wait.....................................................................wai-this is a public Hammock?

If you want I could stand behind you with a whip in my hand while you're at your desk writing.... When your pen stops moving, a ten second count down will begin...

The MP3228

welp...I gotta go sweet talk that old lady at the costume rental place into refunding me at least half my money.... Hey, @GuyBeardmane, prank is canceled, you don't have to wax your back anymore Do you have that on you all the time or....y'know what never mind, i'm not gonna risk it >.>

Rob or fuck you = switchblade Rob and fuck you = good to go My therapist was right. You learn more about a person from what they don't say.

Happy birthday, Trigunbebop.........we...don't want a repeat of last year's incident so i've informed the party planners not to put up any balloons.... Happy birthday, PokeNirvash.......The penitentiary doesn't want a repeat of last year's incident so they'll be providing the cake and it will be pre-cut....

Military Clown Hottie

Is the hardest thing I've heard in recent memory

You have a practiced eye my friend

ok, that sounds awesome, but you're still going to get rocked 'cause like maybe two people are going to get the reference and only one of them is going to care lmao