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I know Kevin Hart had a bit about this, but I'm not ripping him off, this really happened. I saw raccoon in my backyard when I went to get my cat and that thing just stood there, completely unconcerned....I closed the door behind me and he just walked up and started looking at me through the glass.....Now, if I wanted no parts of that thing, I can't even imagine how fast i'd piss myself if this was what was in my backyard......fuuuuuuuuck that shit.....all this and Australia's gun laws are more restrictive

probably easier to list what they don't serve that way >.>

If it wasn't for all the poisonous creatures and how they treat the aborigines, I could really grow to like Australia.

I would have gone in

that's probably why you got the job.......this way they hire a young person without actually hiring a young person after your interview they probably held a meeting and were like, "he is the one we've been searching for....he will help bring us into the new world" and you're all,

ok, I think this had to do with a commercial....but again, I don't know where I was going with this

it was late....i been drinkin'....i don't know where i was going with this

just so we're clear, shadow people, that's just a new way of saying black people right....like basketball americans?

All the time, they're just asking me. It's like, come on guys, not now. I'm busy doing coach stuff. If I don't focus, people could die. Coaching's srs bsns. I bring people together. And sometimes, sure, I tear them apart. It's within my power. As coach I have many responsibilities. Sometimes I have to cut someone for the good of the team. Other times I stab them. Also for the good of the team. It's all for the team for the coach.

His mother was a Shadow person

Don't trust the b in apartment 23

it's 3am this is my time I rule you

No thanks, I still got plenty of booze in the fri.....oh crap

That's fine. Human horn sells just us well no matter the size.

don't be a why guy....be a why not guy

your penis

I didn't think this through, but I pinky promise i'll have a good grip on it by the time you land in Heathrow