GaiusIuliusCaesar

My tits, those were my tits, and my only stipulation is that they be posted tastefully, perhaps with a scenic background.

I'm going to mow the damn lawn if that fucking thing ever starts working...

Go smoke a bowl Mr Macky http://www.popsci.com/magic-mushrooms-safe

If you do, and it works, send me spores

That's what I plan on doing to the half of the basement nearest the door. Imma make me some furniture.

Genocide

Now with 85% more heathenry. laptop broke, so I got a new wireless adapter for my pc and its now functioning adequately. Which means I can post here again, well mostly I got it for tc, games, and facebook but this was like third or fourth on my priority list.

Best of luck with your new found status. Its always good when a relationship ends amicably, I've had more than a few end on less than pleasant terms. I suppose that was a consequence of age, young people tend to be less mature and reasonable when it comes to relationships.

The point is don't break yourself trying to fix the house.

I never put much thought into undergarments, I spent the majority of my time deciding what shirt to put on, then finding pants or shorts depending on the weather. and since that raises the question, I am wearing dark blue jeans and an aquamarine t shirt.

white, I did say boring.

boring briefs, I tried boxers once, too much dangling. My junk requires support.

gas or electric? I use the latter and provided I am attentive the highest setting works fine. the trick is to shut it off when the coffee fills the pot halfway. usually takes about 10 minutes. I rarely burn it that way, I hate burned espresso, it is the grossest taste imaginable. This is the kind of pot I use, and advocate. and this is my favorite brand of espresso

you could just buy a small espresso pot and make it yourself, they range in price from 10-20 dollars, and it is actually less complicated than a typical american coffee maker. You fill one compartment with espresso, one with water, twist it shut, put it on the stove, and wait until the top part fills with coffee. I've been doing it since I was a child.

Never had that happen, I've been too drunk to fap a few times though.

If I cared at all about what that moron is doing I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.

Hope it works for you, I'm way too much of a foodie for that. Though I have cut down on snacks and lattes, and in general tried to limit my portions to something resembling sanity. Case in point, I had my roasted red pepper, bacon, and sundried tomato sauce with panko crusted chicken on ziti tonight and I declined to have a second portion. It wasn't easy as that was rather fucking good. I also removed all butter from the recipe, using only the oil the roasted red peppers came in. I probably shouldn't have added bacon at all but it really adds to the flavor of the thing.

I also used oxy's when I had my wisdom teeth removed. I didn't like them, they gave me a headache and I was in a fog the entire time. Now the ketamine I was on when they were actually prying the things out of my head, that was fucking awesome. Probably best I never take that again, I seemed to like it too much.

I quietly hope they will eventually perform the 500 or so actions required for the mods to throw their hands up and ban them. Until then I will occasionally look for threads of interest and post in them. I thought about leaving a while ago, but more people from the old days kept showing up, and I got drunk and decided, why not? That and Rogue constantly gripping at me on tinychat, saying I was letting the trolls win. which I guess had some effect though I mostly found it annoying, particularly because he denies having done it. One thing is for sure, splitting off and trying to make a new forum will only make things worse, but its not like anyone around here is stupid/delusional enough to do that...

You need to take it easy, we are both getting older, what was fine 10 years ago may not be now. I should know, I couldn't move for like 2 days after I tilled the garden. I did the calculations on that, it was like 700 pounds of soil, seemed easy enough at the time but boy did I feel it the next day. Get some rest, the work will get done when it gets done, you won't be able to do much if you break your back.

Also for the wine you are going to want campden tablets, potassium sulfate is what I use, sodium sulfate is also used but I hear it makes the wine taste salty.

we should be so lucky

I have no clue, I would have to be pretty desperate and desperation can make people do strange things. I was once offered several grand to fake marry some woman for a visa and I turned it down. I consider my personal honor to be worth more than any material value, but again I am far from being as desperate as many of the people who do blow people they don't like/know for money.

I'm going to clean up my apartment tomorrow then see about getting the mower fixed, followed by chucking all those paint cans in the yard. I also need to clean out Apep's terrarium. going to replace the pond he isn't using with a water dish so I can add more stuff he might actually use.