that's what I do I sit up here and smoke weed and play video games. there's also a safety issue 'cuz I sleepwalk and have been known to physically attack anyone near me when I'm in that state
your house sounds kind of like mine. lots of humans and their pets around to feed except for the attic. nobody comes up here but me and my cat. it's mine.
the first time I went to a strip club was my 21st birthday. I was too drunk to remember much but I did get my own lap dance from a decent looking stripper so I guess it was good