1938_Packard

Did you steal a stole too?

Every good day starts with coffee.

Never had a deer burger, but I sure could go for buffalo. Buffalo beats beef.

That was tonight's dinner.

A malaprop in this thread? That's unpresidented.

Yup... That's just what my home entertainment system needs, an industrial grade improvement.

Not much loyalty going on, but I like the prizes.

The governor of New Jersey has declared a "state of emergency" today, meaning that non essential government offices and schools will be closed. He stopped short of declaring a "travel ban". That means all the major roadways are still open for the normal flow of traffic. For some reason, a situation like this always creates a certain level of confusion in terms of the company's attendance policy. Calling out today can and will result in demerits added to employee attendance records. The demerits are only negated during travel bans. This is what the union has officially agreed to. I'm astounded by the number of people who don't get that. They will call out today and line up in front of the union hall tomorrow, trying to get their demerits taken off. Me? I'm showing up for work today and there's likely to be some sort of incentive or reward involved. Same story, every storm since Sandy.

Any thoughts?

Actually, the cheapest, easiest and most effective birth control is to stop acting like a mink.

So, a bill attempting to pull most men's heads out of the septic tank? I'm more inclined to believe what Empty just said here. (Scroll up.)

Another example of how super stupid people are getting to be over this trans-gender thing.

We're supposed to get five to eight inches this week. That used to be a "just shut up and drive to work" day. People today are scared shitless of snow. If we get three inches, the governor brays out, "Emergency! EMergenCY!" then shuts down all the state run roads so he can get his share of federal "disaster" relief.

Eight bucks each? Done.

I want five hundred columbines delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C.

Where can I get a job like that?

I rolled it myself, from a fresh packet of Job rolling papers.

That's the stuff.

Aaaaaack! I thought this was going to about Bounce dryer sheets.

... and it's still night time. _snores_

In a related event, a firefighter on the way to the scene was struck and killed by a drunk driver.

Sloth and gluttony might fit in there too.

By that time, she'll have become a grumpy misanthrope with eighty "No trespassing" signs around her house. It runs in the family.

Assuming she'd have you.

Well... there is a street named Moonbeam Drive in California. Or, I could just buy a house in San Antonio. That would be a lot easier and I wouldn't have to put up with California's wacko government.