1938_Packard

Thanks for reminding me. I'll put my watch forward after I punch out. Everything else does that automatically

It won't be anyplace near New Jersey and very likely to be someplace with a lot more square footage than what I have now. I earned it.

A trans-dimensional elevator in Wyoming? How did I miss that? I must have been in the wrong county.

Do you use Falcon Ridge body wash?

https://www.statnews.com/2017/03/10/workplace-wellness-genetic-testing/

If it's leaving a trail behind you, stay home.

A toy let.

Motion sensors are good on urinals. But, did you ever put the sanitary seat paper on a toilet and then have the motion sensor flush it away before you sit? There's an easy fix for that, but most people who install them don't take advantage of it. Set an eight second time delay before the flush. Yes, the sensors can be programmed in most instances.

Whoever invented the waterless urinal didn't stop and think it through. Part of urine is a water soluble gel. When there's no water, the gel sticks to the walls of the urinal and emits a strong odor in less then an hour. That means the urinal has to be cleaned every fifteen minutes when you want no smell. They tried installing them at work and the lousy things were quite literally met with hammers after a week. Somebody just didn't want to clean them. Of course, the destruction was blamed on vandals from outside.

So, it's either I'm holding a few hundred thousand dollars or I'm holding a valueless piece of paper.

Well, it ain't Mr. Magoo...

Eddie Bauer, J. Crew, Jaguar, Sonoma, Architect,

Actually, I'm just watching houses like this. The trend around here seems to be about snatching them up dirt cheap and rebuilding everything new inside. The question is whether over the long term, the values rise according to what was put into them. I'm betting they won't. Prices are still plummeting here because of all the foreclosures.

http://www.foxroach.com/real-estate/atlantic-county-homes/08401-z/~/nj/4-p/ Well, what do you expect from a real estate agent named Roach? Edit: A direct link doesn't seem to work on this real estate page, it just goes to the main page. Stand by... I'll look it up again and get the mls # or something else to find it with. Edit: MLS# 483380 Atlantic City, NJ

I check the newspaper to study the daisy vents.

About a shot glass size of soda won't be missed by Burger King's top executives.

No biggie. Some casino customers still do.

Refer it to the House Waves and Memes Committee.

I guess I'm not the only one with access to the French press.

Nobody said you're obligated. Have another drink, on the house.

Former Knights of Columbus Hotel in Atlantic City, NJ. Totally stripped to the rafters - a big, hollow shell capable of holding at least twenty large apartments. All asbestos, lead and other chemical toxins thoroughly removed. You remove the mildew. Had been up for sale on a real estate web page for two years, no takers. Commercially zoned for everything from an office complex to a time share resort. Keep the shell or just bulldoze the whole thing to build something new. Kicking out the squatters is YOUR problem.

There was a Monty Python skit like that. It didn't end well.

I'm software.

Bjork recommends her favorite book, "Story of the Eye". It says if you like to put eggs inside your bottom, then you should.

Maybe that's why I haven't seen Duey Dolphin lately. Shame... he had been so much help with difficult math problems.