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1938_Packard

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  1. Assaults of that nature don't make the press, but they do a lot make the court dockets.
  2. Says the guy who can't distinguish between a thread about energy drinks and a thread about cigarette smoke.
  3. No, a brig is temporary holding cell, usually on sea ships. However, we have something very similar to it in the building to keep you until the state troopers show up to take you to the county jail.
  4. Wanna spend a few hours in the brig before the state police haul you away? Anyway, you'd probably even be in the wrong casino, assaulting the wrong guy.
  5. That's what the brig is for.
  6. Name one store that sells it, either online or at a physical location.
  7. Then, buy some zinfandel and cook it yourself... if you know where to get green apple juice.
  8. Marinate it in zinfandel and green apple juice for two days. Slow roast with the oven set at 250 degrees.
  9. Carabao... drink two cans of that and end up yelling obscenities at cops. Like, what's in that stuff? It's like being drunk without the buzz.
  10. Death Adder Venom tastes like Hawaiian Punch, Cocaine has the highest caffeine count with 300mg in a six ounce can, Rip It has too much corn syrup and NOS used to be good until they cut the caffeine count.
  11. The Great Gildersleeve Life With Luigi... Who could forget those?
  12. Who said anything about cigarette smoke in this thread/
  13. Babar wasn't on TV when I was a kid. Try Funky Phantom.
  14. What manner of sorcery is this that has a caffeine packed chemical dump tasting like pineapples?
  15. To you, it's arbitrary. Think about what you just said. You don't work with these things every day. Notice that "specifications" is plural, meaning that there are other criteria to meet besides the ashtray top. A can that's too small, for example, would be filling more frequently, meaning time lost from other work. A steel can would rust out in about six months. A plastic one would be a fire hazard. Most outdoor cans are too bulky and would obstruct the aisles. What you're doing is shopping for trash cans without enough information to know what is practical on this property and what isn't.
  16. Just be sure to razz him about being a junkie the next time you see him shit himself at the bus terminal
  17. Reckon them two make a mighty fine couple.
  18. Or, just sit in your living with all the lights out and mope.
  19. Sooner or later, there's someone for everyone.
  20. I used to be a newsie.
  21. Don't forget oatmeal, canned corn, canned pasta... come to think of it, it's nearly an all carb diet when you're broke.
  22. You can start a conversation like that with just about anybody you find browsing the hentai booths at a comic and anime con. Or, the clerk at your local anime store.
  23. Hockey: One guy hits the puck and six guys beat each other up until four of them end up in the hospital. Repeat ad infinium and that's a hockey game. Boring! I can get more excitement watching reruns of Adam 12.
  24. Then I'd end up as the guy renting out the robots. But seriously, any robot smart enough to do my job would also be smart enough to demand wages and vacation time. Congress would end up debating a robot bill of rights.
  25. That's what Rush Limbaugh thought. Next thing he knew, he was doctor shopping, taking trips to Tijuana and trying to hide his use. Then, he got in trouble with the law and the drug actually messed up his hearing to a point of almost losing his radio gig.
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