little_girl_lost

bf works til 3 am, so i'll give him his gifts when he gets here

I want an Awful Awful

I miss dr. mephesto and when every episode wasn't politically charged

and i'm done

syllables

He said "You can go sleep at home tonight If you can get up and walk away"?

its almost a haiku

I thought it was a basket of deplorables

I want big juicy melons

and this guy's called The Stick

I ate celery and peanut butter for dinner

I had a boss once who, when a customer was going off on me for whatever stupid reason(usually someone trying to rip the store off), the boss would yell at me in front of the customer to give them whatever they want he wanted to kiss ass and use my lips to do it