Codename: Jackass

What the fuck was that?

SODASTREAM WILL DO FOR SODA WHAT 3D PRINTING DID FOR ASSAULT RIFLES.

MOST OF THE MAJOR CITIES WILL BE REPLACED WITH VAST PLEASURE DOMES, USED EXCLUSIVELY BY THE "EXCELCIITES", WHO ARE THE NEO-UPPER CLASS. WHILE THE DISPLACED HORDES OF LOWER CLASS DEPTH GROVELERS WILL LIVE UNDERGROUND IN TIERED CITIES, ENDLESSLY TOILING AWAY FOR NUGGETS OF NEOPLASMIN.

TRASH ECONOMY: THE ABUNDANCE OF TRASH. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT? ARE WE GONNA PUT IT ON AN ISLAND AND MAKE IT SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM? OR ARE WE GONNA TAKE THE INITIATIVE AND TAKE THIS PROBLEM BY THE HORNS? TRASH ECONOMY. YOU USE CUBES OF TRASH AS MONEY. EVERYBODY BECOMES RICH, IT'S A GOLD RUSH.

SEA FLOOR FARMING. SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT OF THE WORLD'S SURFACE NOT BEING USED BY AGRICULTURE. ON THE SEA FLOOR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEA BEETS, SEA YAMS, SEA CABBAGE. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SEA SALAD? HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEA CHEESY BAKED POTATOES THAT BLEW YOUR SOCKS OFF? BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE.

Congratulations to Athena and Quackers.

I'm grumbling about this.

It has the Brazzers logo right there on the bottom right.

What le fuck

You're not doing what I asked you to do.

ignore this post

#justdruggiethings

lol

I bet Tuttle is still miserable.

That may be a little bit before my time.

I don't remember!

I have a pair of jeans with a permanent blue spot on the left thigh because of that.

Waiting tables at 40, here I come!

I say the same thing when I eat an entire bag of Oreos.

I blame my lack of success on the media. They promised me handouts and free Wi-Fi.

I don't do homework, just pass the tests.