Codename: Jackass

I was gonna show a friend how to play with the Tyrant but it didn't happen the right way.

If you run out of flame rounds for Claire's launcher in the laboratory then you're gonna have a bad time. Also the shotgun and Magnum are really great for boss fights and that three-round burst with the Matilda is a lot easier to control than the fuckhuge recoil on the SMG. I feel like the developers gave Leon the cool weapons because they knew everyone would play his scenario first. Claire's weapons have a higher learning curve aside from the launcher.

Having done both their first runs I really preferred the shotgun, Magnum and flamethrower over the grenade launcher, SMG and Spark Shot. The shotgun and Magnum are so damn handy for one-shotting and the flamethrower is useful against the ivy zombies. I ran out of flame rounds at the end and got my head chomped doing Claire's run. I got a B, by the way. Just couldn't get done in under five hours.

Finished Leon's first run on Assisted, got a B. Now I'm doing Claire's first run on Standard, just got done with Sherry's segment in the orphanage, making decent time at just over three hours. CAN I GET THAT COVETED A?

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Batman and Robin is so awful and that's why I enjoy it. STAY COOL, BIRD BOY.

Is this a [Mexican]? (Imagine picture of that dumb Chinese cartoon maymay with the butterfly and glasses guy that I'm too lazy to edit)

Fuck

Eh

I was seven when he retired and didn't witness those teams dominating in the early 90s.

You can have a swordfight.

All dose people All dose hamboigahs.

Never listened to it.

What fun could someone have with a phallic object after dark?

Yeah, I had some stink foot the other day, it was horrible.

The apostrophe triggers me worse thananything else.

I would bet money that at least one customer asked a stupid question like "GEE YA THINK THEY'LL GET IT PUT OUT? HA HA!"

Tony Romo

It's pretty underhanded but that's the credit industry. I fielded a lot of angry calls with people bitching me out for something that wasn't my decision. You could try asking, maybe Kohl's works differently but if it's backed by a major creditor like Visa or MasterCard then you're probably SOL.

I used to work for Target in their in-house credit card division. No notice is common and you'll probably have to open a new one.