Codename: Jackass

I just did a little while ago. I can't stop, I have a problem.

why the long face?

I feel like we have enough ugly people here to go around. I don't really care to see (m)any of these people nude. I'm a fat shit so I'm just as guilty.

Whoever "they" are. I guess I get a pretty good workout most days.

Do you want pie or not?!

Daddy likes it rough.

Actually, let's have a picture of a real girl too.

Last one for now.

Trying not to go overboard here. NSFW.

NSFW

Which do you prefer? To give pain, or to receive it?

When I get stressed out I have to poop, which is really fucking inconvenient.

Burning the candle at both ends?

NSFW, nudity. [/img]

Why do you cough though?

Clean your room or you get no dessert.

There's something so aesthetically pleasing about a big hard penis.

MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS.

Being Yamcha is suffering. No matter what befalls me in life, at least I can say I'm not Yamcha.

I hate dancing

Nooooooo!

Mmmm, empty calories. But they make me warm and fuzzy and I forget bad stuff for a while and then I get more drunk and I start thinking about bad stuff again and want to drink more so I forget the bad stuff but I get more depressed about the bad stuff so I drink more and more and then I puke and cry and pass out. I may cry before puking, you never know with me, I'm a wild card.