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Codename: Jackass

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  1. 81. A punctured lung
  2. 80. Spilling bleach on your good black shirt.
  3. I put the fork down.
  4. 68. When you buy that loaf of bread that had a huge gas bubble in the middle so like seven or eight consecutive slices have a big hole in them.
  5. 67. A herniated spinal disc
  6. 66. when that really fat guy at the office eats the last chocolate chip cookie that you had your eye on .
  7. 65. when u poop but it's one of those really foul tarlike consistency ones & u spend 5 minutes wiping
  8. thanks for the update.
  9. Codename: Jackass

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    I don't know. He's just got that look.
  10. My bowels are resilient.
  11. 62. Being bitten or stung by a venomous animal.
  12. 61. Being arrested
  13. 60. Crashing your bike
  14. 59. A gypsy curse
  15. 58. Being robbed
  16. 57. Dying alone and in pain
  17. 56. Racial tension
  18. 55. An infected nipple piercing.
  19. 54. When you spend hours cooking something new and you fuck it up somehow.
  20. 52. Ebola virus disease
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