Codename: Jackass

what do?

I enjoy a good banana. The phallic nature of the fruit really speaks to my soul.

I'm edging, I can't just stop fapping right now.

I'm hungry.

Yeah a major problem with today's society is that people don't know how to let go and move on.

I'm sorry.

Hmmmm...

Trust me on this one.

We're all mad here.

I'm fasting and right now all I want is a big juicy cheeseburger. Home made. With pan-fried onions and peppers. I know what I'm making for dinner.

Shouldn't that be r/SpitroastMe then? How big is his gaper anyway?

I always liked Bugs the best but I'm a basic bitch. Bugs and Daffy cartoons were my favorites. Porky and Daffy were an underrated duo as well.

"/r/RoastMe" what did he mean by this?

The Facts - Trap Them

My friend's dog always licks up any spilled beer, it's great. All he has to do is say "Cody, cleanup duty" and he'll do it. Then we pour some more beer out for him. It's great.

Really it's more an issue of having needed new weatherstripping on the front and back doors for the past five years.

For me it's beanie on top, long hair covering the ears. Nature's ushanka.

We had the same problem at my old workplace last summer. A/C only worked halfway and then it died right in the middle of July. They fixed it twice and it still broke. At least the metal siding reflected some of the heat but by 2:00 or 3:00 it was swamp ass city.

jeez I'm trying to relate with y'all throw me a bone I'm dying out here

I'd rather be too cold than too hot tbh fam.

lol @ living on a coast I'm going to have prime beachfront real estate once Trump's environmental policy melts the ice caps.