Codename: Jackass

42. Being homeless

41. Broken bones

40. Coughing so hard that you puke a little.

39. Heartburn

38. Soup that is too hot

37: Hyponatremia

36. Tardive dyskinesia

35. Kidney stones

34: getting your penis caught in your pants zipper.

Brekky: bean burritos Snack time: Steamed broccoli and a carrot, washed down with some fish oil capsules and water. Din-dins: Whole grain rotini, mozzarella cheese, tomato sauce, tuna, spinach on the side. It was a noble experiment and it worked. I break my fast at midnight, I'm insane.

Some of them were.

I don't know.

He's got a very punchable face, does he not? And look at that dead, soulless blackness in his eyes.

what kind of help are you referring to?

32. When squirrels eat all the vegetables in your garden before they're ripe.

It's got 73,000 miles on it.

sorry I got carried away

please stop I want off this ride

fuck that

You're hurting my feelings, I have a solid 6/10 face, if I keep losing weight it will jump to 7/10, I have good bone structure. Such a meanie! 28. Testicular torsion

Yes. YES!

My smile is gone for good!

26. Global climate change

25. Road rash

24. Lupus